Marriage quotes

“- Andrew Paxton: We'll tell my family about our engagement when I want and how I want. Now, ask me nicely.
- Margaret Tate: Ask you nicely what?
- Andrew Paxton: Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret.
- Margaret Tate: What does that mean?
- Andrew Paxton: You heard me. On your knee.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“- Nancy: Mickey, you can't go around asking every woman you kiss to marry you.
- Mickey: Why not?
- Nancy: Why not...
- Mickey: I only kiss women I'd marry.”
Geneviève Bujold - Nancy
Keith Carradine - Mickey

“- Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!
- Karen: I never agreed.”
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton
Jill Talley - Karen

“- Gino Carella: I'm your husband!
- Lilia Herriton: And I have the money!”
Giovanni Guidelli - Gino Carella
Helen Mirren - Lilia Herriton

“You just lost the best thing you never had.”

Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners

“- Barbarosa: I don't steal from my own people.
- Karl Westover: Well it don't bother you to slit their throats on your weddin' night, does it?”
Willie Nelson - Barbarosa
Gary Busey - Karl Westover

“I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask to play center field for the New York Yankees. I just want to get married and have a wife, and a house, and I want to have a kid, and I want to go see him be a tooth in the school play!”

Tom Hanks - Allen Bauer

“- Everett: Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus!
- Vernon T. Waldrip: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!
- Everett: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!”
George Clooney - Everett
Ray McKinnon - Vernon T. Waldrip

“- Father: You got a girlfriend?
- The Kid: Yeah, I got a girlfriend.
- Father: You gonna get married?
- The Kid: I don't know.
- Father: Never get married.”
Clarence Williams III - Father
Prince - The Kid

“- Zerelda 'Zee' Mimms: There are certain things that have to wait until after the wedding.
- Jesse James: Driver, change of plans. Can you take us to the nearest church, please?”
Ali Larter - Zerelda 'Zee' Mimms
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
- Stan: If I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.”
Oliver Hardy - Oliver
Stan Laurel - Stan

“Aunt Agnes, just remember you are not losing a niece, you are gaining a man who is... awfully good at croquet and who can probably greet the wedding guests in Greek, Latin... and hieroglyphics.”
Georgina Cates - Emily

- Fanny Ronalds: Lady Colin is endeavoring to persuade us to take up smoking. She's writing an article for the "Saturday Review". She proposes that nicotine is a gift from the gods, and if men may benefit from its soothing qualities, why then may women not also? My poor daughter now believes that smoking is an extension of the... communion... (continue)(continue reading)
Eleanor David - Fanny Ronalds
Allan Corduner - Arthur Sullivan

“- Holly Golightly: Let me go.
- Paul Varjak: Not till we get this settled. Now what’s all this jazz about south America?
- Holly Golightly: I thought if I’m marrying a south American, I’d better find out something about the country. ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“- Jane: How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
- Kevin: I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
- Jane: Oh! That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.
- Kevin: A-ha! So you admit that believe in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Katherine Heigl - Jane
James Marsden - Kevin

“- Brandon: I'm going to ask her to marry me.
- Lonny: Before or after your sex-change operation? Before or after you tell her you're a girl?
- Brandon: Shut up!”

Hilary Swank - Brandon Teena
Matt McGrath - Lonny

“- Woman on Bus: Marriage is a very sacred thing.
- Eve: Yeah. So I've heard. Marriage is a sacred thing. Isn't it?
- Mickey: In a beautiful but sordid way.”
Minnie Summers Lindsey - Woman on Bus
Lesley Ann Warren - Eve
Keith Carradine - Mickey

“- Brittany Miller: If you think I'm going to marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!
- Arabian Prince: Pint-sized twerp? I love that! ...What is a twerp?”
Janice Karman - Brittany Miller
Nancy Cartwright - Arabian Prince

“- Vinny Gambini: I won my first case, you know what this means...
- Mona Lisa Vito: Yeah, you think I'm gonna marry you.
- Vinny Gambini: What, now you're not gonna marry me?
- Mona Lisa Vito: No way. You can't even win a case by yourself, you're fuckin' useless.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito

“When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children, in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected move again only you don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Meryl Streep - Francesca Johnson

“- Rita Billingsley: You must have had a beautiful wedding. Did you?
- Rosie Bean: I had a great weddin'. It wasn't anything like this. We were real poor but it was beautiful and my husband Russell looked so handsome. You know all the girls were after him, but he picked me to marry. Yea I think that was the happiest day of my life. But you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Geraldine Chaplin - Rita Billingsley
Lesley Rogers - Rosie Bean

“- Giovanni Bruni: Victoria Donato is my fiancée. In the sense that I am going to marry her.
- Casanova: Well, she never mentioned that.
- Giovanni Bruni: Of course she didn't. I haven't asked her yet.”
Charlie Cox - Giovanni Bruni
Heath Ledger - Casanova

“You know he would rather be cheated by me than married to you.”

Marlene Dietrich - Frenchy

“- Dottie Hinson: You ever been married?
- Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice.
- Dottie Hinson: Any children?
- Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Kyle Brenner: If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.
- Michael Delany: Why a cosmetics counter girl?
- Kyle Brenner: It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife and they're not going to be one of those damn feminist...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner
Jerry O'Connell - Michael Delany