Marriage quotes

“- Donna: Oh, look at my baby, her whole life ahead of her!
- Sophie: Oh please, I'm getting married, I'm not joining a convent!”
Meryl Streep - Donna
Amanda Seyfried - Sophie

“I see marriage as a life-time partnership between equals.”
Liam Neeson - Alfred Kinsey

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“Miss Ivory, having carefully considered the advantages and disadvantages, I feel it is my duty to ask you to become my wife so that no man may say a Trilling child might be a bastard.”
Robert Portal - Cedric

“- Mrs. Wurtzel: Come on, this is the most important day of your life!
- Elizabeth: I thought that's when you get married.
- Mrs. Wurtzel: Huh, no honey, that's the worst day of your life.”
Jessica Lange - Mrs. Wurtzel
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“Does he think he just did something here? Shit. I could have had a V-8.”
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“- Tiffany: You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey! I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe.
- Chucky: Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“I have always been of the opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

“- Young Quincy: You wanna be my girl?
- Young Monica: What do I have to do?
- Young Quincy: I guess we can play ball and ride to school together, and when you get mad at me I gotta give you flowers.
- Young Monica: But I don't like flowers. How 'bout Twinkies? My mom won't ever buy 'em.
- Young Quincy: Okay.”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

- Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
- Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“Perhaps our marriage doesn't mean anything to you? Perhaps you have no sentiment left for me.”

Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“- Jafar: I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?
- Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
- Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!”
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine

“I know women who marry men they despise so they can drive a Mercedes and spend summers in the Hamptons.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We had two daughters. Named the youngest Helen, after my mom.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“I've been married and divorced since I saw you last. Twice.”

Karen Black - Karen

- Princess Jasmine: There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say "I do".
- Aladdin: I never ever had a real family.
- Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me.

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“- Ray: What would you say if I told you that you were married to a very brilliant man?
- Frenchy: I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist.”
Woody Allen - Ray
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“- Biff Grimes: So you don't believe in the institution of marriage!
- Amy Lind: An outmoded, silly convention started by the cavemen and encouraged by the florists and jewelers. After all, what's marriage?”
James Cagney - Biff Grimes
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Amy Lind

“- Sylvia: I thought it might be enchanting to have the bridesmaids in little jodhpurs and carrying riding crops festumed with baby's breath.
- Lillian Brooks: That could be enchanting. In a stable.”
Renée Taylor - Sylvia
Lauren Bacall - Lillian Brooks

“- Sue Lee Shelley: Do you wanna marry me?
- Jake: No, not too bad.
- Sue Lee Shelley: Good. That's good news, 'cause I wouldn't marry you for a wagonload full of gold.”

Jewel Kilcher - Sue Lee Shelley
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“- Shrek: Now I need their blessing?
- Princess Fiona: If you want to be part of this family, yes.
- Shrek: Who said I want to be part of this family?
- Princess Fiona: You did? When you married me?”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Milhouse Van Houten: Mrs Krabappel? How will we know if we fall in love?
- Edna Krabappel: Don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!”
Pamela Hayden - Milhouse Van Houten
Marcia Wallace - Edna Krabappel

You are exquisite. You're timeless. And you have the love of a man named Steve. A man who, while you were away having meetings about mozzarella, said to me: "I can't believe she picked me. I can't believe I'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met". So that tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work, it's gonna last... (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore

“Will you marry this foolish, frightened old man... who needs you more than he can bear to say... who loves you, even though he hardly knows how?”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Jack Lewis