Marriage quotes

“Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Selina Kyle

“I don't believe in marriage. No, I really don't. Let me be clear about that. I think at worst it's a hostile political act, a way for small-minded men to keep women in the house and out of the way, wrapped up in the guise of tradition and conservative religious nonsense. At best, it's a happy delusion - these two people who truly love each other...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ashley Judd - Tina Modotti

“- Forrest Gump: You could come home with me, to my house in Greenbow, Jenny. You and little Forrest. I'll take care of you if you're sick.
- Jenny Curran: Will you marry me, Forrest?
- Forrest Gump: Okay.”

Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran

She spent the last three months writing down her married name. "Mrs. Judy Hicks", "Mrs. Donald Hicks"; "Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks", sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without a hyphen. Sometimes, she spells the hyphen.
Elizabeth Perkins - Susan

“- Thomas J. Sennett: Vada?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Yeah?
- Thomas J. Sennett: Would you think of me?
- Vada Sultenfuss: For what?
- Thomas J. Sennett: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
- Vada Sultenfuss: I guess.”
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- King: I just wish I could be the man you deserve.
- Queen: You are more that man now than you ever were, warts and all.”
John Marwood Cleese - King
Julie Andrews - Queen

“- Leprechaun: What do you think of your bridal chamber?
- Bridget: It... it's awful!
- Leprechaun: I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun
Shevonne Durkin - Bridget

“- Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!
- Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.”
Alan Alda - Sidney Miller

“- Jane Smith: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other. What's that called?
- Marriage Counselor: Marriage.”
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith
William Fichtner - Marriage Counselor

“- Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.
- Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.
- Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!”
Shefali Shah - Ria Verma
Vasundhara Das - Aditi Verma

“We should remember, marriage is marriage and Ellen is still a wife.”
Miriam Margolyes - Mrs. Mingott

“- Giselle: Oh, you have such strange ideas about love.
- Robert Philip: Maybe we should just do what you do. You meet, you have lunch, and you get married.
- Giselle: Oh, you forgot about happily ever after.
- Robert Philip: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.”
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“I didn't ask to marry a Strafford, a Strafford asked to marry me. I married a man, not an institution or a trust fund or a bank.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle

“You can't have 3 people in a marriage!”
Natalie Dormer - Anne Boleyn:

“- Donna De Angelo: How come you're not married? Sorry, if you don't want to say...
- Joe Gastineau: Probably the same reason you're not married.
- Donna De Angelo: Because such a high percentage of men are jerks?
- Joe Gastineau: No.
- Donna De Angelo: Because women are scarce and winters are long?
- Joe Gastineau: That's true, but...
- Donna De...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Donna De Angelo
David Strathairn - Joe Gastineau

“- Luther Stickell: Don't do it, Ethan.
- Ethan Hunt: Luther? Julia and I got married two days ago.
- Luther Stickell: Well, congratulations!”

Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Morgan Hiller: You going to college?
- Frankie Croyden: I'll be lucky if I even graduate. I'll probably just get married, don't need college for that.”
James Spader - Morgan Hiller
Kim Richards - Frankie Croyden

- Mrs. de Winter: Our marriage is a success, isn't it? A great success? We're happy, aren't we? Terribly happy? If you don't think we are happy, it would be much better if you didn't pretend. I'll go away.
- "Maxim" de Winter: How can I answer you when I don't know the answer myself? If you say we're happy, let's leave it at that.
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

- Céline: Did your parents divorce?
- Jesse: Yeah. Finally. They should have done it a lot sooner, but they stuck together for a while for the "well-being of my sister and I", thank you very much.
Julie Delpy - Céline
Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“- Justine Last: Couple that prays together, stays together.
- Phil Last: I heard it was the couple that lays together, stays together.
- Justine Last: Well, you've heard wrong.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“- Terry Leather: So, you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid?
- Ingrid Burton: I hope so.
- Terry Leather: Go on, get off home, go make yourself more beautiful than you already are... if that's possible.”
Jason Statham - Terry Leather
Georgia Taylor - Ingrid Burton

“- Cathy: Punish me.
- Heathcliff: I'm going to. When I take her in my arms, when I kiss her, when I promise her life and happiness.”

Merle Oberon - Cathy
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“- Amy Jensen: Is it worth it?
- Ralph the Tailor: Huh?
- Amy Jensen: Well, getting married, I mean.
- Ralph the Tailor: Get dressed kid. I'll tell you the truth, though. Sometimes I wish I never got married. But other times, I wouldn't trade Roz for anybody. Heh. Marriage is like that. Good times, bad times. You learn to live with it. But it's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Caitlin O'Heaney - Amy Jensen
Joseph Leon - Ralph the Tailor

“I used to think I'd die of suffocation when I was married. Now it's my freedom that's killing me.”
Judy Davis - George Sand