Prostitution quotes

“- Mercedès Iguanada: Now I must explain something to you. Where you've really come from. Albert, you are the son of Edmond Dantes. The man you know as the Count of Monte Cristo.
[Albert Mondego turns to Fernand Mondego]
- Fernand Mondego: Well, I'm afraid it is true. You are the walking proof that your mother was as much of a whore in her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dagmara Dominczyk - Mercedès Iguanada
Guy Pearce - Fernand Mondego

“- Maffio Venier: How much do you cost these days, Veronica?
- Veronica Franco: If your prick is as limp as your verse, no price can buy time enough.”
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Anna: In 1857, it's estimated there were 80,000 prostitutes in the county of London.
- Mike: Yeah?
- Anna: Out of every 60 houses, one was a brothel.
- Mike: Hoo, hoo, hoo.
- Anna: At a time when the male population of London of all ages was one and a quarter million, the prostitutes were receiving clients at a rate of two million per week.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)

Meryl Streep - Anna
Jeremy Irons - Mike

“- Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
- Josh: They're not hookers! They're massage therapists.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Jonathan Loughran - Josh

“- Steve: If you've never been on a date before, how did you ever get laid?
- Cosmo Reif: You know, different ways...
- Steve: Hookers.
- Cosmo Reif: Yeah.
- Steve: And you've never had a girlfriend...
- Cosmo Reif: No, never. I have been seeing the same hooker for a while.”
Peter Riegert - Steve
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif

“I'm famed throughout the land for going down on whores.”
Jon Jacobs - Jason (First Horn)

“- Pyatt: Little more, little less, just take the money.
- Billie Jean: For my troubles? Or to keep my mouth shut? Or maybe for a few minutes in the upstairs room of your store. How much is that worth to you, Mister Pyatt?
- Pyatt: Nobody forced you up there, you knew exactly what you were doing.
- Billie Jean: But what about our lessons? Pay as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Bradford - Pyatt
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“If I am killing Vietnamese prostitutes, I will stay in the aircraft. If I am not killing Vietnamese prostitutes, I will exit the aircraft.”
Richard Lee Reed - Colonel Sparks

“- Clifford Skridlow: No! No, I will not sell my own mother!
- Margaret Skridlow: Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.”

Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow
Nan Martin - Margaret Skridlow

“- Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
- Rusty: Honey, there's no romance without finance.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it".
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

She said, "Two dollars," so I went with her. She had a young face, painted very thick. It was really was the paint that appealed to me: white like a mask, and bright red lips. There were no preliminaries. Standing there with the smell of dead insects and cheap perfume, I went and did it just the same.

Sir John Hurt - Winston Smith

“I understand you: I know what you want, I know what you need. Guys like Roach think just 'cause they're paying for it they can treat you like shit; and spend the same money on dinner and a movie so they can call you girlfriend, instead of whore.”

Billy Zane - The Collector

“- Whore: Hi, Tom. You wanna play carnival?
- Det. Tom Spellacy: I don't know that one.
- Whore: I sit on your face,and you try to guess my weight!”
Louisa Moritz - Whore
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“- Mike Swale: I'm trying to figure out whether you're a total fucking bitch or not.
- Bridget Gregory: I am a total fucking bitch.”
Peter Berg - Mike Swale
Linda Fiorentino - Bridget Gregory

“- Ivan Alexeev: You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.
- Samantha Gregory: I thought we had a professional relationship.
- Ivan Alexeev: So I'll pay.”
John Cusack - Ivan Alexeev
Mary Crosby - Samantha Gregory

“I would never believe a professional prostitute could be so boring.”

Peter Falk - Roger Flan

“- Samuel Pepys: Tell me about your parentage, Miss Gwynn.
- Nell Gwynn: My mum was a whore, my father was in the navy.
- Samuel Pepys: I see.
- Nell Gwynn: That's why I don't never do sailors.”
Hugh Bonneville - Samuel Pepys
Zoë Tapper - Nell Gwynn

“The pleasures derived from financially procured female companionship.”
Don Cheadle - Henri Mooré

“- Florence: You can't buy my feelings, you can't pay to make me love you.
- Richard Longman: But we are people, aren't we? And people feel things, don't they?
- Florence: I'm your whore.”
Molly Parker - Florence
Peter Sarsgaard - Richard Longman

“Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“Stick to your profession, beware the Genoese and shun the Devil!”

Georges Corraface - Christopher Columbus

“He's barely qualified to run a brothel much less a country.”

Alexander Siddig - Prince Nasir Al-Subaai

I'm gonna tell you what the old whore said, and this is the truest thing I know: "When you start cumming with the customers, it's time to quit".

William H. Macy - Tim Sullivan