Prostitution quotes

“- Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
- Brandt: Ah! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
- Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
- Brandt: Ah! That's marvelous.
- The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.”

Tara Reid - Bunny Lebowski
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Brandt
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“The real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollarscash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
- Slim: Uh, you said 'prostitution' twice.
- Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.”
Dom DeLuise - Don Canneloni
Henry Silva - Slim

“And I’m gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!”
Mike Epps - Baby Powder

“- Simone: Sometimes they fall for what they think I am.
- George: And what do they think you are?
- Simone: What you think. A black whore.”
Cathy Tyson - Simone
Bob Hoskins - George

“- Neil Shaw: You can never spend too much on good intelligence.
- Robert Bly: Or a good hooker.”
Wesley Snipes - Neil Shaw
Michael Biehn - Robert Bly

“- Prostitute: I'll give you a discount.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.”
Alison King - Prostitute
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

- Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.
- Young prostitute: You serious?
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah. "The 3 Stooges" are on in 20 minutes.

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Marriage is just legalized prostitution, my dear.”
Camryn Manheim - Virginia Cranehill

“I am the French Lieutenant's... whore.”
Meryl Streep - Sarah

“You can lead a hoe to water but you can't make 'em think, ya dig?”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“How can a slut be beautiful? The Mona Lisa is beautiful, the Statue of Liberty is beautiful, the Grand Canyon, the first day of spring, a new fallen snow-that's beauty, but a slut is just slutty, right?”
Michael Imperioli - Scary Caller #30

“I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing, okay? So… I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?”

Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“Whores have to sell the one thing that shouldn't be for sale in the world. And that's love.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Maffio Venier: Did you ever give yourself to a man who could not pay your fee?
- Veronica Franco: What other profession will you allow me?! How shall I survive if I cannot marry?!
- Grand Inquisitor: You will answer the question!
- Veronica Franco: Why, when you are determined to damn me whatever I say?”

Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.”
Keith David - Big Tim

“You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?”
Wanda Sykes - Biggie Shorty

“- Prostitute: You like me?
- Bill: Yeah.
- Prostitute: You very big.
- Bill: I bet you say that to all the heroes.
- Prostitute: Come, we lie down.
- Bill: No, we stand.
- Prostitute: You crazy?
- Bill: Probably.”

John Jarratt - Bill

“You can't beat a whore with a belt... they like that shit.”
J.B. Smoove - Trucky

“You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.”

Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Dick Jones: Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living in trailers. That means drugs, gambling, prostitution - virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets. One man could control it all, Clarence.
- Clarence J. Boddicker: Well, I guess we're gonna be friends after all... Richard.”
Ronny Cox - Dick Jones
Kurtwood Smith - Clarence J. Boddicker

“You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.”
Eric Idle - Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel

“Sometimes you just need the honesty and security of a whore.”
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“There's your typical Londoner, imbued with Christian sympathy for his fellow man, or fellow whore in this case.”
Robbie Coltrane - Sergeant Peter Godley

“Go on, kid, they're not going to bite you. That costs extra.”

Matt McCoy - Kanning aka Holy Ghost