Prostitution quotes

“- Rob: This is the Governor's wife!
- Deke Halliday: You mean she's not the hooker?
- Baxter: I told you not to wear those heels, darling.”
Dennis Dugan - Rob
Dick Shawn - Deke Halliday
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“I found an article about a thing called prostitution. I read it three times. It's one of the most interesting things I've ever come across.”
Robert Norman - Fraser

“Whore: what a horrible word that is to use on someone who's really just a sad girl who's looking for love. Tender, warm, unconditional love. I can give you that love, as much as you take. All you have to do is let me in.”

Billy Zane - The Collector

“- Violet Newstead: Blackmail, oh that sounds good! What could we get on him?
- Judy Bernly: A sex scandal! Take a picture of him in bed with a prositute.
- Doralee Rhodes: No, who'd care?
- Violet Newstead: Yeah, Hart would just buy up all the copies and then distribute them as Christmas cards.”

Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead
Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“I'm a courtesan. I'm paid to make men believe what they want to believe.”
Nicole Kidman - Satine

“- Cole Howard: I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute...
- Josh Kovacs: I think I might have a better idea.”
Casey Affleck - Cole Howard
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs

“It's all set. Noleen and her bayou queens. Just a little something for morale. And let me add, Sergeant, that these women are expecting some, uh, small unit military penetration.”

Keith Carradine - Spencer

“It's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!”

Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley

“I have a report here that says that the Chicken Ranch is involved with and under the influence of organized crime. I myself am gonna take this report to Austin in the hopes that the governor himself will come out of his long silence on this issue and uphold the law.”

Dom DeLuise - Melvin

“- Preacher: I accuse you of harlotry! I accuse you of having a scorpion between your legs that seduces men! I accuse you...
- Cody Zamora: Just get on with it, will ya?”

Harry Northup - Preacher
Madeleine Stowe - Cody Zamora

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
- The Cable Guy: Well, I'll tell you how you handle that: don't tell her.”

Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“Although petitions are being circulated to save the Chicken Ranch, already this bumper sticker is beginning to appear around the state. And so, as feminists line up behind the bill for the decriminalization of prostitution already in the legislature, while traditionalists and fundamentalists lobby for its defeat, the fate of the Chicken Ranch...” (continue)(continue reading)

Donald F. Colson - Jeff Gerald

“You knew that whore and you didn't tell anyone. You're a priest, a priest. How's that going to look in the papers.”

Charles Durning - Jack Amsterdam

“- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
- Rose O'Reilly: Like what?
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.”
Ken Marino - Todd - Strip Club Owner
Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly

“- Jack Baker: I didn't know whores were so philosophical.
- Susie Diamond: At least my brother's not my pimp. You know, I had you pegged for a loser the first time I saw you, but I was wrong. You're worse. You're a coward.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- Raoul Duke: Straight economics, man. This girl is a godsend. Shit, she can make us a grand a day.
- Dr. Gonzo: That's ugly, man. Stop talking like that.
- Raoul Duke: I figure she can do about four at a time. If we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“- Mr. Wong: Whale ho!
- Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
- Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia

“- Kimberly Joyce: I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- Brittany: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.
- Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce
Elisabeth Harnois - Brittany

“- Killer Joe Cooper: We never discussed the possibility of a retainer.
- Chris Smith: What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
- Killer Joe Cooper: Is that who she is?”
Matthew McConaughey - Killer Joe Cooper
Emile Hirsch - Chris Smith

“As the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!”
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

- Karl Hoffmann: You can probably remember when Bismark was Chancellor!
- Uncle Walter: That's right, I can. And we didn't have songs to honor pimps then, either.
- Karl Hoffmann: The "Horst Wessel"? What are you talking about, Horst Wessel was killed in a fight with the Communists back in '30.
- Uncle Walter: I don't care if he was killed by a... (continue)(continue reading)
John Shea - Karl Hoffmann
Stratford Johns - Uncle Walter

“- Kim Wheeler: I'm just taking an interest in your Iife, as your stepmom.
- Dorothy Wheeler: When you're oId enough to rent a car, we can discuss your roIe as my stepmother. In the meantime, don't taIk about my sex Iife.
- Kim Wheeler: You? Have a sex life?
- Dorothy Wheeler: I do. But I don't charge by the hour Iike you.”
Benita Ha - Kim Wheeler
Jessica Capshaw - Dorothy Wheeler

“- Zack Carey: How much did you charge?
[Nomi is confused]
- Zack Carey: Hooking.
- Nomi Malone: Fifty. Hundred sometimes.
- Zack Carey: You got low self-esteem baby, you're a fantastic fuck.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Zack Carey
Elizabeth Berkley - Nomi Malone

“Thirty more dollars, we can go to the cabin. I'll pull this dress over my head.”
Jena Malone - Ferry Girl

“- Antoine Laconte: Women pay me to... give them pleasure.
- Deuce Bigalow: How did you get that job?
- Antoine Laconte: I just sort of fell into it.
- Deuce Bigalow: I'm gonna kill my guidance counselor!”
Oded Fehr - Antoine Laconte
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow