Prostitution quotes

“You been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying... you moan, cry out. You get to a spot that has you begging for release. Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day... when I have the cash.”
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“- Herb: There's a girl there who will do anything you want for fifty dollars an hour.
- Ed Okin: Like what?
- Herb: Anything! If you want she'll dress like Santa Claus!
- Ed Okin: Will she bring me a pony?”
Dan Aykroyd - Herb
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Brian: Listen, I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- Eleanor: Why? I am a bitch.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Ellen Foley - Eleanor

“- Larry Garnett: It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.
- Holly Garnett: Don't call my best friend a hooker.
- Larry Garnett: That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.”
Bill Bellamy - Larry Garnett
Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett

“- Nadia: If you just wanted sex, go to a prostitute.
- John: Well, as it turns out, I did.”
Nicole Kidman - Sophia, alias Nadia
Ben Chaplin - John

“- Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?
- Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.
- Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!”
Jim Carrey - Mark Kendall
Lauren Hutton - Countess

“Roberta can't be a prostitute she doesn't even like sex that much. It's impossible.”

Mark Blum - Gary Glass

“I'll never forget you, Hermione. You was the first woman I didn't have to pay for.”
Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon

“- Bellocq: Her father unknown, and her mother deserted the child.
- Violet: My mother's name was Hildegarde. Hildegarde Marr. M-A-R-R.
- Priest: And she was Caucasian, or other?
- Violet: She was a whore, Father.”
Keith Carradine - Bellocq
Brooke Shields - Violet

“I am talking about taking your body to heaven and sending your mind south. I'm talking about spoiling you so bad you'll hate every other woman you touch. I'm talking about my mouth on your mouth, and my tongue anywhere you want it. I'm talking about indulging your every fantasy, and then giving you those fantasies one by one. Just for you. All...” (continue)(continue reading)

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
- Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.”
Harvey Korman - Hedley Lamarr
Slim Pickens - Taggart

“Police! It's an emergency! Police get someone over here right fucking now. There is a dead fuckin' whore!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.
- Newt Dobbs: How come?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the whores wouldn't let me alone.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs

“You do not fuck with the special branch, the special branch fucks with you.”
Robbie Coltrane - Sergeant Peter Godley

I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie”, a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.
Chris Farley - Bartholomew Hunt

“- Gary: Are you the pimp?
- Rajah: Yes.
- Gary: You look like Gandhi!
- Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face.”
Gary Grossman - Gary
Sumant - Rajah

“- Butch Cassidy: I was just sort of wondering what's up there?
- Jack the Bartender: Rooms. If you want to satisfy your curiousity, give her twenty bucks. She'll show you one.
- Butch Cassidy: I'm not that curious.”
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy
Joel Fluellen - Jack the Bartender

“- Laura: Here's Neal's mother's number.
- Scott Calvin: 1-800-Spank-me? I know that number.”
Wendy Crewson - Laura
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas, but I made the terrible mistake of doing a right-hand turn on a red light. I could've been having sex, on the hood of the car, in the middle of the intersection, no problem. I could probably avoid the ticket by telling the cop I was a pimp and was out for a late night collection, but then she would've asked to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“I can't be a whore, 'cause I'm a man! Okay?”
John Leguizamo - Vinny

“- Zoe: I am not a prostitute!
- Zed: That's great. Can I have my 1000 francs back, then?”
Julie Delpy - Zoe
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“I've never paid for sex in my life.”
Woody Allen - Kleinman

“- Cookie: How come you got all this money?
- Harry Block: I always keep hooker money around, you know, 'cause I once paid by check years ago and the I.R.S. killed me.”
Hazelle Goodman - Cookie
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Nomi Malone: I didn't like showing them off at the Cheetah.
- Cristal Connors: Why not? I liked lookin' at them there. We all liked looking at them there!
- Nomi Malone: It made me feel like a hooker.
- Cristal Connors: You are a whore, darling.
- Nomi Malone: No I'm not!
- Cristal Connors: We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elizabeth Berkley - Nomi Malone
Gina Gershon - Cristal Connors

“It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!”
Jim Nabors - Deputy Fred