Prostitution quotes

“What planet are you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?”

Penn Fraser Jillette - Bone

“Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad!”
Jacek Koman - The Unconscious Argentinean

“- Boardroom Lady: Whores running around, doing their little behind-shake for the men folk...
- Richard: I kinda like her idea.
- Boardroom Man: For Christ's sake. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since.”
Helen Hughes - Boardroom Lady
David Spade - Richard
J.R. Zimmerman - Boardroom Man

“- Jack Singer: We're gonna jump out of one plane?
- Roy Bacon: At 3,000 feet.
- Jack Singer: And these chutes are fool-proof, right?
- Roy Bacon: Well, as the King always said there's nothing in this world fool-proof other than a Coupe de Ville... and hookers!”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Burton Gilliam - Roy Bacon, Elvis Impersonator

“- Edward Fletcher-Wooten: How do you know so much about so much?
- Nick Mercer: I’m a hooker.”
Jack Davenport - Edward Fletcher-Wooten
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.”

Steve Carrell - Andy

“Courtesans, my dear, are the most educated women in the world.”
Jacqueline Bisset - Paola Franco

“- Rainbow: I happen to think working as a topless dancer is creepy.
- Debbie Dunham: Maybe that's your hangup, if you think the human body is creepy.”
Mackenzie Phillips - Rainbow
Candy Clark - Debbie Dunham

“If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there, and it wasn't poultry!”

Jim Nabors - Deputy Fred

“I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

“I confess I became a courtesan, traded yearning for power, welcomed many rather than be owned by one. I confess I embraced a whore's freedom over a wife's obedience. I confess I find more ecstacy in passion than in prayer. Such passion is prayer.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“I'm a tramp, and who's to blame? My father. A swell start you gave me. Ever since I was fourteen, what's it been? Nothing but men! Dirty rotten men! And you're lower than any of them. I'll hate you as long as I live!”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lily

“If you're going to live in a whorehouse, there's only one thing you can do: be the best damn whore around.”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow

“Isn't there legalized prostitution?”

Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold

“That was your wife? What a bitch!”

Rachel Ticotin - Melina

“- Sweet Daddy Dee: Why do you do what you do?
- Jeff Dunham: Why? Because I enjoy it and it's the best way I know to make money.
- Sweet Daddy Dee: You the ho!
- Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute, what if I said I do it only because I enjoy it?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: You the dumb ho. Ha ha!”
Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy Dee
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- David: How much do you want for that foxy female?
- Bob: Hey what do you think I am, some closet pimp? I've never heard such a violation of women's rights in all my life!... Just out of curiosity, how many bags of speed would you give me for this girl?”

Max Perlich - David
Matt Dillon - Bob

“If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Bubba

“- Arthur Bach: [soliciting a prostitute] What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me.
- Gloria: Gonna cost you a hundred bucks.
- Arthur Bach: Oh, yeah? What time do you get off?
[bursts out laughing]
- Arthur Bach: Oh, that's funny!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Anne De Salvo - Gloria

“- Clarence Worley: You're a whore?
- Alabama: I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know!”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman

“- Gov. Harold R. Sims, Tennessee: In all candor, Mrs. Carey, I would find it very difficult to put the full prestige and honor of the governorship behind a crusade led by two men in a tank with a 20-year-old prostitute.
- LaDonna Carey: Governor, that's my husband and my son in that tank with that 20-year-old prostitute. If I don't have a...” (continue)(continue reading)
J. Don Ferguson - Governor Sims
Shirley Jones - LaDonna

- Joel Goodson: Is this Guido guy... he's your "manager"?
- Lana: That's right.
- Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
- Lana: Now, that's quick, Joel. Have you always been this quick or is this something new?
Tom Cruise - Joel
Rebecca De Mornay - Lana

“The purpose of the Louisiana National Guard is to keep you darker boys away from decent Southern women, but in the spirit of the New South, I have made full arrangements.”

Keith Carradine - Spencer

“Your daughters are whores, madam. All of them. Whores.”
Richard O'Brien - Lord Hampton

“- Suzy DeSoto: I'd still like a job.
- Fauna Flood: As what?
- Suzy DeSoto: You know, a... floozy.
- Fauna Flood: Well first off, we don't call ourselves floozies in here. And second, you ever done this kind of thing before?
- Suzy DeSoto: What do you got to do besides lie down?
- Fauna Flood: You gotta pretend that you like it!”
Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto
Audra Lindley - Fauna Flood