Prostitution quotes

“Let me tell you something. You can continue to live in your little fantasy world with your baseball cards and the autographed bullshit or whatever the fuck is it you do, but me, I got to eat and pay the rent. Phone sex is acting, and if you don't like it, you can step.”

Theresa Randle - Girl 6

“We'll always be their whores. Unless, of course, we have something they want. If I were you I'd find something.”

Thekla Reuten - Marta

“- Bridget Gregory: You're my designated fuck.
- Mike Swale: Designated fuck? Do they make cards for that? What if I want to be more than your designated fuck?
- Bridget Gregory: Then I'll designate someone else.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bridget Gregory
Peter Berg - Mike Swale

“- Irmy: I slept with someone for it. Does that makes me a whore?
- Kleinmann: This?
- Irmy: Just one person. Does that make me a whore?
- Kleinmann: Well, no, only by the dictionary definition.”

Mia Farrow - Irmy
Woody Allen - Kleinman

“You want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get 500 dollars an hour. How much do you get? I get four-hundred dollars for a straight lay, three-hundred for a hand job, and five-hundred for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another hundred.”

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
- Donnie Azoff: A rich one!”
Rob Reiner - Max Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.”
Charlie Sheen - Boy in Police Station

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Is that all you boys can think about; gettin' to Ogallala and spendin' your money on whores?
- Jasper Fant: That's all right for you, Gus; you got Lorena with you. What about the rest of us?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: What's good for me might not be good for the weak minded.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Barry Tubb - Jasper Fant

“- Guard at Liberty Gate: What the fuck are you doing?
- Staff Sergeant William James: I was in a whorehouse.
- Guard at Liberty Gate: All right. If I let you in, will you tell me where it is exactly?”

Ryan Tramont - Guard at Liberty Gate
Jeremy Renner - Staff Sergeant William James

“- Father Des Spellacy: He might have been there on a pastoral call.
- Det. Tom Spellacy: When was the last time you hung your pants over the side of the bed while making a house call?
- Father Des Spellacy: I admit, that's not the way they teach you at the seminary.”

Robert De Niro - Father Des Spellacy
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“Even the hos is no-shows.”

Isiah Whitlock Jr. - Bacchos

“The first thing they shoulda told you at your hooker classes is that you shouldn't ask the client so many fucking personal questions.”
Alec Baldwin - Frederick J. Frenger Jr.

“- Joe Grasso: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...
- Bill Maplewood: A professional?
- Joe Grasso: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
- Bill Maplewood: But Joe, he's 11.
- Joe Grasso: You're right, you're right. It's too late.”
Dan Moran - Joe Grasso
Dylan Baker - Bill Maplewood

“- Jane Greathouse: You used to make me hotter than a June bride sitting bareback on a depot stove but I don't share my bed with the law.
- Patrick Floyd 'Pat' Garrett: And I don't keep with whores no more so ain't we both content.”
Jenny Wright - Jane Greathouse
William Petersen - Patrick Floyd 'Pat' Garrett

“- Cosmo Reif: But, I thought, you were like my girlfriend.
- Honey: Cosmo, I like you. Of all the people that pay to have sex with me, I like you the best.”
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Janeane Garofalo - Honey

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Andre Gregory - Ted Avery

“My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.”
Lynn Whitfield - Victoria

“Ever since I came here, you've done nothing but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance hall girl, but what makes you so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A whorehouse!... and with only three whores in it. One of them is just a senile old cow.”
Divine - Rosie Velez

“- Daniel: You know there is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl!
- Hotel Clerk: Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls. This is Washington.”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel
Austin Pendleton - Hotel Clerk

“All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores.”

Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath

“- Gary Glass: Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.
- Roberta Glass: Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!”
Rosanna Arquette - Roberta Glass

“- Harold Grisham: Vicki, you let go of this bag! Or I swear, I swear to God, I'll report you to the escort service!
- Donald P. Sinclair: Mr. Grisham, what's going on?
- Harold Grisham: The hooker! The hooker! The hooker is taking the money!
- Donald P. Sinclair: What hooker?
- Harold Grisham: Vicki! From the hotel!”
Dave Thomas - Harold Grisham
John Marwood Cleese - Donald P. Sinclair

“Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.”

Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny

“- Frank Rittenhauer: If this factory goes under, the whole town goes under.
- Boardroom Lady: That's when the whores come in.
- Paul Barish: Excuse me, what was that?
- Boardroom Lady: Men laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore.”
Sean McCann - Frank Rittenhauer
Helen Hughes - Boardroom Lady
Rob Lowe - Paul Barish

“- Holly: [At party] Dad, there are whores here n'stuff.
- Holland March: Don't say n'stuff. Just say, Dad, there are whores here.”
Angourie Rice - Holly March
Ryan Gosling - Holland March