Prostitution quotes

“- Jack Reacher: What I mean is, the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for.
- Sandy: I am not a hooker!
- Jack Reacher: Well, a hooker would get the joke.”
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher
Alexia Fast - Sandy

“- Janis Ian: What is that smell?
- Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
- Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute.”
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“Selling love will make you rich. That's what my mother taught me. Just don't put your heart in it.”
Helen Mirren - Grace Bontempo

“- William Schwenck Gilbert: Every theatrical performance is a contrivance by its very nature.
- Arthur Sullivan: Yes, but this piece consists entirely of an artificial and implausible situation.
- William Schwenck Gilbert: If you wish to write a grand opera about a prostitute, dying of consumption in a garret, I suggest you contact Mr. Ibsen in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert
Allan Corduner - Arthur Sullivan

“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?”
Kristen Schaal - Event Organizer

“Whores don't grow trees. They're like mustangs. You gotta catch 'em wild and break 'em before you train them to do tricks.”
Sean Penn - Mickey Cohen

“- Mona Stangley: You ain't never gonna be no more than you are right now: a chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town!
- Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd: You may be right, but it's a hell of a lot better than being a whore.”
Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“- Howard Terke: How about it, Tom? Can you get your brother the monsignor to say a mass for this cunt? It'll make the front page.
- Det. Tom Spellacy: Howard, we don't even know yet whether or not she was a Catholic cunt.”

Dan Hedaya - Howard Terkel
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“- Frank: My friends and I want to see a naked lady.
- V: How much of a naked lady?
- Frank: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.”
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank
Melanie Griffith - V

“I gotta piss like a russian race horse in the Kentucky derby getting chased by the glue truck.”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“- Frank Shea: You've got glamour, Frances. You're like an East End starlet.
- Mrs. Shea: East End harlot's, more like it.”
Colin Morgan - Frank Shea
Tara Fitzgerald - Mrs Shea

“- Helena: Everyone up! A few of you leave tomorrow morning. Do everything you can to please the buyers and you'll lead a life of luxury - jewels - and we all like jewels. And you never can tell, girls, you could meet the man of your life. He'll take care of you. Not bad, eh?
- Betty: You can count me out. We're not merchandise to be bought and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Elizabeth Hartmann - Helena
Sandra Graffi - Betty

“- T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Where?
- T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
- T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.”
Eddie Griffin - T.J. Hicks
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“- Hudson Junior: Where will you go?
- Rosie: My nana has kindly invited me to London town to stay with her and be a prostitute.
- Hudson Junior: You are indeed fortunate to have such an understanding family.
- Rosie: If you're ever passin', do pop in. Like her and me mam and me sister, I hope to bear many illegitimate children into abject poverty.”
Frank Finlay - Hudson Junior
Anna Livia Ryan - Rosie

“What are we supposed to think? A young, eager producer comes up to the house of a top executive for a midnight rendezvous? She's right, Guy, it's not what you think. She's definitely not selling Girl Scout cookies!”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift - ourselves, our yearning, our need to love - you call it filth and sin and heresy... I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Francis MacMillan: Do you believe Dr. Morrison is acting out of a personal motive?
- Claudia Draper: No, I'm sure he believes what he believes. He thinks whores are girls who hang out on 8th Avenue and stick needles in their arms. He knows whores aren't nice white girls from nice white families. He knows that just as sure as he knows his wife...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“If you're gonna treat me like a whore, you're gonna pay me like a whore.”
Kelly LeBrock - Donnie

“Well they couldn't teach you anything. You think you're such a looker. But no customer would go to you. Unless she was a hooker.”

Frankie Avalon - Teen Angel

I feel just like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman". You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Rachael Leigh Cook - Laney Boggs

“- Mybug: We met in London.
- Amos Starkadder: Aye, the Devil's city. The stinking pit of whoredom.”
Stephen Fry - Mybug
Sir Ian McKellen - Amos Starkadder

“- Katherine: A whorehouse?
- Rafe: A house inhabited by whores.”
Erika Eleniak - Katherine Verdoux
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- Beth: He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.
- Bob: A what?
- Beth: A male slut.
- Bob: And you are?
- Beth: Not a male slut!”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she is giving head.”
Michael Wincott - Philo Gant