Sex quotes

“- Celeste Martin: That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
- The Voice of Bag: That's why we gave it up 3,000 years ago.”

Kim Basinger - Celeste Martin
Ann Prentiss - The Voice of Bag

“- Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had!
- Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!”
Loryn Locklin - Jewel
Jim Belushi - Jimmy

“- Betty: I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
- Gord Brody: Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?”
Marisa Coughlan - Betty
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“- Seth Abrahams: I want to have sex and then do a hit right as we're both cumming.
- Caroline Wakefield: Ok.”
Christopher Grace - Seth Abrahms
Erika Christensen - Caroline Wakefield

“It's not your fault - it's men! Testosterone! They should put it in bombs.”

Kathy Bates - Det. Shirley Vogel

“You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris

Nick used to say: "Death is always there. It's the only thing that's real". Except maybe sex sometimes.
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Roxanne: You even got me in bed.
- C.D. Bales: Yeah. Yeah, what about that? You went to bed with him on your first date.
- Roxanne: Only because you seduced me. I would have never gone to bed with him otherwise.
- C.D. Bales: You still went to bed with him awfully fast! A few frilly words and you're counting ceilling tiles.
- Roxanne: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daryl Hannah - Roxanne
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“- Lola: Who would have thought? Slow starter then turns out to be a genius in bed! Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex God!
- Nick Marshall: Oh, yeah.”

Marisa Tomei - Lola
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty, and yet it is heroic to go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“In conclusion, I'd like to say congratulations, Harvey. Rigor mortis is the closest you've ever come to a hard-on in 15 years.”

Rip Taylor - Rip Taylor

“To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.”
Julie Benz - Carol Connelly

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“No respectable gentleman is that respectable.”

Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
- Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
- Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.”
Kelly Preston - Avery Bishop
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Ariel: What are you going to do?
- Maxwell: I'll go for a walk. I'll throw a rock in the brook. I'll go to sleep. I'll - don't worry, I'm not a drunken infantile idiot - I'll - I'll go back to my bedroom and I'll get anesthetized with meaningless lovemaking.”
Mia Farrow - Ariel
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“- Gina: Sounds like somebody's trying to dip their fingers in the Honey jar to me.
- Honey Daniels: Gina, he's my boss.
- Gina: You say that like you never heard of Monica Lewinsky.”
Joy Bryant - Gina
Jessica Alba - Honey Daniels

“- Elliott Cooper: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
- Holly Waits: Release your instincts in the bathroom.
- Elliott Cooper: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
- Holly Waits: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Wright - Elliott Cooper
Connie Young - Holly Waits

“Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“I bet right now, you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me.”

Jennifer Lopez - Grace McKenna

“Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&Ms.”
Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump

“It's complicated. Sometimes complications are interesting.”

Kelly Lynch - Lucy