Sex quotes

“- Igby: You don't roll like, big rasta spliff joints, do you? Your joints are like salad joints, not like a big, sloppy, bleeding cheeseburger-that-you-rip-into-kind-of-a-joint joint.
- Sookie: I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me. Sex is for me.”
Kieran Culkin - Igby
Claire Danes - Sookie

“You can fuck me when you love me.”
Elizabeth Berkley - Nomi Malone

“- Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
- Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.”
John Goodman - Det. Sherman
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“- Ellerby: Fuck yourself. I'm tired from fuckin' your wife. How's your mother?
- Dignam: Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.”
Alec Baldwin - Ellerby
Mark Wahlberg - Dignam

“Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!”
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson

“- Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin!
- Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty
Anna Faris - Serena

“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!”
Gary Busey - Drake Sabitch

“Florida didn't ruin your life, you did. You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart.”
Linda Cropper - Tess' Attorney

“Do you think your ample form has anything to do with the fact that you stuff your face? Or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe?”

Katrin Cartlidge - Hannah

“I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.”
Russell Crowe - John Nash

“Willie, you need to get a girlfriend before you turn into a pervert!”
Rebecca Schaeffer - Zandra

- Barbara: In the "sex club" we only talk about sex, we don't actually do it.
- Lenny: That's okay, I would not want to get anyone pregnant.
- Alice: Oh, you don't have to worry about that. Barbara can't get pregnant, she has not started her period yet.
- Barbara: Hey!
- Lenny: ...What?
Allie Spiro Winn - Barbara Sabatini
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine
Amy Braverman - Alice Moran

“- 'Goody' Nelson: How do worms copulate?
- Jackie Willow: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.
- 'Goody' Nelson: Interesting concept! Tell me, Willow - any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex?
- Jackie Willow: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?”
James Earl Jones - Goody' Nelson
D.B. Sweeney - Jackie Willow

“- Max Zorin: You slept well?
- James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.”

Christopher Walken - Max Zorin
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Dana: I knew this one girl and I swear, she did it on a rollercoaster. Hey Ferris, where's the weirdest place you ever did it?
- Ferris: None of your business.”
Alexa Kenin - Dana
Tatum O'Neal - Ferris

“- Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
- Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?”
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex

I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active". What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Claire Varrens : What are we doing here?
- Lt. Dale Hawkins: Well hopefully each other if all goes as planned.”
Joanne Whalley - Claire Varrens
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Dale Hawkins

“- Frida Kahlo: Don't think I am going to sleep with you just because you took me under your wing.
- Diego Rivera: Before you came along, I was painting murals and womanizing in peace.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera

“- Dennis Gilley: I heard a rumor about you.
- Frank White: What's that?
- Dennis Gilley: I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
- Frank White: I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.”
David Caruso - Dennis Gilley
Christopher Walken - Frank White

“- Daniel: If I remember correctly page 146 looks pretty good.
- Carla: How much do you weigh?
- Daniel: Um, I weigh 145 and four ounces.
- Carla: Four ounces.
- Daniel: Yeah.
- Carla: Well that sounds okay.
- Daniel: Yeah. So, do you wanna do it now?”

Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Amy Rainey: I just wanted you to be happy, Mort.
- Mort Rainey: Well, I guess you shouldn't have fucked him then.”
Maria Bello - Amy Rainey
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“Aquariums make me super horny!”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“- Benny: Have... have you ever gone all the way with a girl?
- Jack: No. Not quite.
- Benny: Would you like to?
- Jack: Now?
- Benny: No. It wasn't an invitation, just a request for information.”
Minnie Driver - Benny
Chris O'Donnell - Jack