Sex quotes

“How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you?”
John Leguizamo - Cholo

“- Charlotte Chang: Killy, why don't you move in permanently?
- Jay Killian: I don't want to die from a terminal orgasm!”
Jan Gan Boyd - Charlotte Chang
Charles Bronson - Jay Killian

“- Bertha Venation: Personally, I never enjoy sex with someone I know.
- Arnold Beckoff: Our Lady of High Standards!”
Charles Pierce - Bertha Venation
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“Girls like screwing foreigners, don't they? It's almost as good as travel.”
Alexei David Sayle - Golodkin

“Look at me: I'm Duke, the horny ghost.”
Nick Gionta - Duke

- Linda Ash: You're married, aren't you?
- Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause you got that look.
- Lenny Weinrib: "That look"? What... what look is that?
- Linda Ash: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash
Woody Allen - Lenny

“- Dr. Bill Capa: I'm still a romantic. I just don't have anybody to be romantic with. They all want to fuck me or marry me. None of 'em want to love me.
- Ashland: Maybe you don't want to be loved.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Jeff Corey - Ashland

"Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style".

“- Howard Stern: Hi, there. This is Howard Stern, WNBC. I'm calling because your husband Kenny has been really bitchy around the station lately and we thought that maybe you should give him some more sex.
- Betty Jean Rushton: More sex?
- Howard Stern: Yeah, he's backed up! Isn't he backed up, Ross?”

Howard Stern - Himself
Aimee Luzier - Betty Jean Rushton

“Do you like sex and travel?”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“- Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
- Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”
Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Ramona: That don't scare me, 'cause if you shoot me, I'll be dead. And you're not gonna screw a dead lady!
- Ty Cobb: I might like it.”

Lolita Davidovich - Ramona
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“No man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds, man! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?”

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan

“- Annie McHugh: Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.
- Rodzinski: I am asexual: a sexual fiend!”
Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski

“I'm a try-sexual. I'll try your little ass tonight.”
Robin Harris - Butterbean Jones

“- Esteban: Yeah, I'm asking you a question, is she a freak?
- Fresh: Man, you're married.
- Esteban: I know you're just a kid Fresh, even though you're smart, so I let you talk to me like that just this one time, but you tell me! You better tell me who she's fucking with.”
Giancarlo Esposito - Esteban
Sean Nelson - Fresh

“Man, of course men gives better blow jobs! Listen, I know what it feels like to get my dick sucked, right? And I know what I like when I get my dick sucked. So when I'm sucking a dick, I know that what I'm doing is what I like and that is the best of it that can be done.”
Norman Reedus - Brautigan

“- Ben Sobel: We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.
- Paul Vitti: If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.”
Billy Crystal - Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Jazz: That weekend was a mistake.
- Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?”
Lauren Holly - Jazz
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- Amy: You know what will, every time we made love I was thinking about another guy!
- Will: Well, so was I.”
Vanessa Lachey - Amy
Matt Lanter - Will

“Women have been doing this since, well, forever, so we know all about the power. See, us having the power, that's part of the system, and by you taking the power, you're fucking with the system. And I think you see why we can't let that happen.”

Keegan Connor Tracy - Mandy

I'm off Thursday on the "Love that latex" safe sex tour. I'm giving safe sex demonstrations from Tuktoyaktuk to Yellowknife.
Corrine Koslo - Safe Sex Advocate

- Officer Michaels: McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
- Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
Seth Rogen - Officer Michaels
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

You know a lot of people feel a little nervous about this whole submissive/dominant thing at first, but, you know, really the submissive person is always in control. All you have to do is give your partner a little control word, like "yellow".
Jane Morris - All Tied-Up Shop Clerk