Smoking quotes

“- Katarina Stratford: You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.
- Patrick Verona: I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.”
Julia Stiles - Katarina Stratford
Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona

“- Brian: You smoke?
- Mary Jane Potman: No, my grandmother died from lung cancer.
- Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!”
Jim Breuer - Brian
Rachel True - Mary Jane Potman

“- Will Sly: Beverly Sills, you mind if I smoke?
- Tom Sullivan: In the shower?
- Will Sly: I always smoke in the shower. I find it cuts down the risk of serious fire by about half.”

R.H. Thomson - Will Sly
Marc Singer - Tom Sullivan

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Nick: I'm working my ass off, I'm off the sauce, I even stopped smoking.
- Beth Garner: How's not smoking?
- Nick: It sucks.”
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Dr. Beth Garner

“- Carl: Man, what am I gonna do with firecrackers?
- Richie: Give 'em to Claude. Let him smoke 'em.”
Michael Eric Kramer - Carl
Matt Dillon - Richie

“I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.”
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“Fear of herpes.”

JoBeth Williams - Karen

“There must be a con like me in every prison in America. I'm the guy who can get if for you; cigarettes, a bag of reefer, if that's your thing, a bottle of brandy to celebrate your kid's high school graduation, damn near anything within reason. Yes sir, I'm a regular Sears and Roebuck.”
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“- Itzhak Stern: How many cigarettes have you smoked tonight?
- Oskar Schindler: Too many.
- Itzhak Stern: For every one you smoke, I smoke half.”
Ben Kingsley - Itzhak Stern
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“Hey dude, give me that cigarette! See, only assholes smoke!”

Devon Gummersall - Lonnie

“There's nothing like a good cigar.”

Robert Picardo - The Cowboy

“River City, station stop River City. Just crossed the state line into Iowa. Population of River: twenty-two hundred and twelve. Cigarettes: illegal in this state!”

Percy Helton - Train conductor

“- Manny: What are you doing here?
- Barb Wire: Looking for a light. Got one?
- Manny: I don't smoke.
- Barb Wire: Neither do I.”

Mark Collver - Manny
Pamela Anderson - Barb Wire

“And you know for you kids out there who are thinkin' about smokin', don't start. And if you started, stop. Smokin' don't make you look tough kids. It makes you look stupid. If you gotta put something in your mouth, make it a stick of chewing gum. Sure, that’s what Johnny does.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“Coffee and cigarettes. That's like the breakfast of champions.”
Jim Jarmusch - Bob

“- Cigaweed Man: That's nothing but a cigarette...
- Carter: That's cigaweed!
- Cigaweed Man: Well it looked like a cigarette...
- Carter: You better have glaucoma.
- Cigaweed Man: I do.”
Wayne King - Cigaweed Man
Chris Tucker - Carter

“- Fergie: Well, what was he after?
- Gloria Mundy: He wanted the cigarettes.
- Fergie: He was after a cigarette?
- Gloria Mundy: Oh no, he wanted the whole pack.
- Fergie: Man, talk about greedy.”
Brian Dennehy - Fergie
Goldie Hawn - Gloria Mundy

“I told Dexter not to smoke. If you ask me, they oughta put warning labels on those packages.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Penny Henderson

- April: I don't smoke.
- Patti Jean: God, I wish I had your discipline. I tried to quit smoking once but I thought, "What the fuck? I'm just gonna die sooner or later anyway".
Sherilyn Fenn - April Delongpre
Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“- Leo Newbigen: Cigarette?
- Harry Palmer: Half-a-million thanks.”
Karl Malden - Leo Newbigen
Sir Michael Caine - Harry Palmer

“- Josie McClellan: Always smoke cigars?
- Jim Dodge: I enjoy a good one after a fine meal. It settles the stomach.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Josie McClellan
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“- Joan: Oh, God! Another smoker! Look, do you mind?
- Danny: Oh, sorry, didn't know you were eating.
[Joan snuffs the cigarette in the sink]
- Joan: There. I just added another seven minutes to your life... it's alright, I don't expect a thank you.
- Danny: Thank you.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Rob Lowe - Danny

“- Connie Milligan: Do I smell smoke?
- Benjamin Dingle: Only the smoke of burning memories, Miss Milligan, rising from the smoldering embers from my romantic youth.”
Jean Arthur - Connie Milligan
Charles Coburn - Benjamin Dingle

“- Konstantin Karpov: You smoke, Nikita? What would the Surgeon General say? Russian cigarettes. You will acquire the taste, Nikita. As you will for all things Russian.
- Jeff Grant: I once had some Popov Vodka.
- Konstantin Karpov: Did you? Bully for you, Nikita! What a guy!”
Richard Bradford - Konstantin Karpov
River Phoenix - Jeff Grant