Smoking quotes

“- Frieda: I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show.
- Hans: Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.”
Daisy Earles - Frieda
Harry Earles - Hans

“- Tony: Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills?
- Marion: Yeah, but they're all dead.”
Branden Williams - Tony
Nancy Stephens - Marion

“- Dewey Riley: When did she start smoking?
- Randy Meeks: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
- Gale Weathers: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!”
David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“- Ramsey: How do you like that cigar?
- Hunter: It's good, sir.
- Capt. Ramsey: It's your first?
- Hunter: Yeah.
- Ramsey: Well, don't like it too much. They're more expensive than drugs.”
Gene Hackman - Ramsey
Denzel Washington - Hunter

We tried to be nice to you non-smokers. You wanted your own sections in the restaurants. We gave you that. But that wasn't enough for you. Then you wanted the airplanes. We gave you the whole godamn plane! You happy now? I will guarantee you if the plane is going down, the first announcement you're gonna hear is: "Folks, this is your Captain... (continue)(continue reading)
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.”
Iggy Pop - Himself

“- Mr. White: Relax. Have a cigarette.
- Mr. Pink: I quit.
- Mr. White: Alright.
- Mr. Pink: Why, you got one?”
Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Pyotr Baranovich: Do you smoke?
- Mitchell Gant: No, not for years.
- Pyotr Baranovich: Learn again, now.
- Mitchell Gant: These aren't even Russian cigarettes.
- Pyotr Baranovich: Foreign cigarettes in the mouth of the person you are pretending to be will be even more convincing than anything else - even your papers.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Pyotr Baranovich
Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant

“Ever since Kennedy and Castro, you can't get a good cigar in America.”
Peter Bogdanovich - Eddie Schuman

“Either quit smoking or get a new lighter.”
John Casino - Federal Marshall

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero

“I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.”
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“- Rocky: Don't smoke that. It makes your breath like garbage.
- Marie: Maybe I like garbage.
- Rocky: [putting out the cigarette] Nobody likes garbage!”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Jodi Letizia - Marie

“You son of a bitch... I see you're smoking again... I smell it on your breath.”

Frank Pellegrino - Joshua

“- Judge: Mrs. Malnorowski, there is no smoking in this courtoom.
- Hatchet's Mother: I pay taxes on cigarettes, don't I? And what do I get for those taxes? Happiness? Hell no! I get tuberculosis!”
Robert Walsh - Judge
Mink Stole - Hatchet's Mother

“- C.D. Bales: You said you didn't want a coat!
- Roxanne: I was being ironic.
- C.D. Bales: Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales
Daryl Hannah - Roxanne

“- Hatfield: A gentleman doesn't smoke in the presence of a lady.
- Dr. Josiah Boone: Three weeks ago I took a bullet out of a man who was shot by a gentleman. The bullet was in his back!”
John Carradine - Hatfield
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

“- Ellen Brody: That's your third smoke already!
- Brody: With coffee...
- Ellen Brody: Try a donut.”
Lorraine Gary - Ellen Brody
Roy Scheider - Brody

“- Buddy Amaral: You only took 2 puffs of your last one.
- Abby Janello: That's cause I don't really smoke. Yeah, well, last year I started chewing the gum, you know? Because my friend, Donna, she was trying to quit smoking and she found that the gum was soothing to the nerves. So I started chewing it, then I got hooked on the gum and then I got...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello

“- Gus Green: Joe, do me a favor.
- Joe Waters: Yeah, Gus, I'd do anything for you. You know that.
- Gus Green: I know that. Stop smoking. I want you to stop smoking. For me, your wife, your family, everybody. We love you, man.”
Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): What, are you a Mormon?
- Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“- John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
- Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Anne Strieber: Where are you going?
- Whitley Strieber: I'm going out for some cigarettes.
- Anne Strieber: You don't smoke.”
Lindsay Crouse - Anne Strieber
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“I never drink... wine. I do not smoke... shit.”
George Hamilton - Dracula