Smoking quotes

“- Brendan: You got a cigarette?
- Tugger: I don't smoke.
- Brendan: I've seen you smoke.
- Tugger: I don't smoke cigarettes.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Brendan
Noah Fleiss - Tugger

“- Rob: It's methylmercury poisoning, that's what it is. This whole place has been contaminated.
- Maggie: How do you know?
- Rob: The Indians eat the fish, and they behave like they're drunk when they haven't had a drop of liquor. That raccoon convulsing and turning vicious, its brain turned to mush. Even that old man, that Indian, you saw the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Foxworth - Rob
Talia Shire - Maggie

“I've been smokin' ever since I was two.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called tumors, and smokers would be around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Hannah Warren: Christ, five million cigarettes are murder on the lungs.
- Bill Warren: When you were younger you were the healthiest girl I knew. What happened?
- Hannah Warren: With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren
Alan Alda - Bill Warren

“It's tobacco. It kills 350,000 people a year. You know how much coke, crack, heroin, pot kill every year? Four thousand people. Will you listen to sense? Hello? Let me check. Will you listen to logic, please? The only people who benefit from prohibition... are the gangsters makin' the money on it, the politicians condemning it and gettin' your...” (continue)(continue reading)

Eric Bogosian - Barry

“Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“- Dixie Leonard: Mind if I smoke?
- Eddie Sparks: I don't care if you burn.
- Dixie Leonard: What a prince.”
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard
James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“Felix, for the last 40 years I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery. I've consumed enough booze to destroy a dozen healthy livers. I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine to poison the entire population of Orange County. I've engaged in sexual excesses that make Caligula look like a celibate monk. I have, in fact, conscientiously, day in...” (continue)(continue reading)
William M. Holden - Tim Culley

“Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.”
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell

“- Spencer: Smokes made it through the water, huh?
- Hardin: Yeah, saved a pack. Lucky, huh?”

Keith Carradine - Spencer
Powers Boothe - Hardin

“Don't ever smoke this stuff in front of the law. You smoke this stuff in front of the law, the law gets upset.”

Valeria Golino - Maria

“- Lady Bracknell: Do you smoke?
- Jack: Well, Lady Bracknell, I am bound to say, yes, I do smoke.
- Lady Bracknell: That is well. A man should always have an occupation.”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell
Colin Firth - Jack

“- Jon: You let your patients smoke in here?
- Head Nurse: Honey, they're all gonna die of something sooner or later.”

Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich
Doris Carey - Nurse

“- Mike Wallace: And that's what cigarettes are for?
- Jeffrey Wigand: A delivery device for nicotine.
- Mike Wallace: A delivery device for nicotine. Put it in your mouth, lit it up and you're gonna get your fix?
- Jeffrey Wigand: You're gonna get your fix.”
Christopher Plummer - Mike Wallace
Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand

“- Bob Wilson: I didn't know you smoked.
- Nick Pirandello: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
- Bob Wilson: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
- Nick Pirandello: About a pack a day.”
John Ritter - Bob Wilson
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello

- Polly Bailey: Well, maybe we should change our slogan to "If you must drink and drive, suck charcoal".
- Nick Naylor: Won't the police ask about the charcoal in your mouth?
- Bobby Jay Bliss: There's not a law against charcoal.
- Polly Bailey, Nick Naylor: Yet.
Maria Bello - Polly Bailey
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
David Koechner - Bobby Jay Bliss

“These cigarettes are stale. You tell that cop and his dead kid I won't stand for stale cigarettes.”

Michael Keaton - Peter McCabe

“- Geno Scarlatti: Where's grandpa?
- Mama Assunta: He's drowning himself because I hid his cigarettes.”
Jason Presson - Geno Scarlatti
Renata Vanni - Mama Assunta

“- F. Ross Johnson: We put enough technology in this project to send a cigarette to the moon and we come up with one that tastes like it took a dump?
- Edward A. Horrigan Jr.: We haven't even talked about the smell.
- F. Ross Johnson: Oh what did they say that was like? A fart?
- Edward A. Horrigan Jr.: Yep.”

James Garner - F. Ross Johnson
Matt Clark - Edward A. Horrigan Jr.

“- Softball Player: Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.
- Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.”
Conrad Goode - Softball Player
Jim Carrey - Hank

“Everybody always talks about the negatives of cigarettes, but look at the benefits. I mean you don't eat as much and you've got something to hold in your hand.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Tony: David, guess who stopped smoking?
- David: Who?
- Tony: Your house!”

Andy Dick - Tony
Luke Wilson - David

“I want you to throw those things away, those things will kill you.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs