Smoking quotes

“I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”

Lonny Ross - Joe

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Paikea: Maori women have got to stop smoking. We've got to protect our childbearing properties.
- Maka: You'd have to be smoking in a pretty funny place to wreck your childbearing properties.”
Keisha Castle-Hughes - Paikea
Mabel Wharekawa - Maka

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“Debbie, you wanna stay away form weed. You know it's gonna lead you into cigarettes.”

“- Penelope Lanier: Do you want some?
- Paul De Smedt: No, I don't smoke.
- Penelope Lanier: That doesn't mean you don't want some.”
Dakota Johnson - Penelope Lanier
Matthias Schoenaerts - Paul De Smedt

“- Hank Taylor: I'll buy you a cigar.
- J. Lester Chisholm: I don't like cigars.
- Hank Taylor: Don't you worry about it! I'll smoke it myself.”
Burgess Meredith - Hank Taylor
Charles Butterworth - J. Lester Chisholm

“Smokers. There's no excuse for smoking. Smoking is the equivalent to carrying around a salt lick, laced with a little bit of cyanide.”
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Kevin: Man, you don't smoke. Why you pretending'? You puttin' on a show for me Black?
- Chiron: Why you keep calling me that?
- Kevin: Black? That's my nickname for you. You don't like it?”
Jharrel Jerome - Kevin age 16
Ashton Sanders - Chiron

“- Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
- Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?”
Michael Cera - Evan
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in Heaven? I don't think so... I don't think so.”
Bill Borchardt - Mark's Uncle / Executive Producer

“- Almásy: Could I have a cigarette?
- Hana: Are you crazy?
- Almásy: Why... why are you so determined to keep me alive?
- Hana: Because I'm a nurse.”
Ralph Fiennes - Almásy
Juliette Binoche - Hana

“- Tamiki Umezaki: My mother, she wonders if you brought your famous hat.
- Sherlock Holmes: The deerstalker? I've never worn one.
- Tamiki Umezaki: And a pipe?
- Sherlock Holmes: I prefer a cigar.”
Hiroyuki Sanada - Tamiki Umezaki
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“- Father: Hey! You're not allowed to smoke in here.
- Chopper: I'll smoke you.”
Leon Delaney - Father
John Dennis Johnston - Chopper

“- Banks: I'm the Daddy here, I run this wing. You pay yer dues like the rest. Payday, you deliver a quarter of your snout to Stripey 'ere, every week on the dot.
- Davis: I don't smoke.
- Banks: You fuckin' well do now, slag! There's no dolly mixtures here, poofter! I'm the Daddy and don't you ever forget it, right?”
John Blundell - Banks
Julian Firth - Davis

“Glenn Ford decided I should learn to smoke a cigar. I did and threw up. Then he put my cowboy hat under his horse to 'christen it'.”
Shirley MacLaine On Glenn Ford

“- Emil M. Antonowsky: Smoke?
- Dougy: Nah. You know those things'll kill you.
- Emil: Yeah. D'you wanna live forever?”
Paul McCrane - Emil M. Antonowsky
Neil Summers - Dougy

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.”
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“- Mark: I don't suppose you happen to have a cigarette?
- Bridget Jones: No. Gave up 1,891 days ago.
- Mark: Not that you're counting.
- Bridget Jones: Since when did you smoke?
- Mark: I don't. It's been a tense time. Maybe I'm nervous.”
Colin Firth - Mark
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
- Machete: Mexican.”
Cheech Marin - Padre
Danny Trejo - Machete

“- Ruby Spar: Do you smoke?
- Shelby Munker: No, it makes me dizzy.
- Ruby Spar: Me too, that's why I like it.”
Margaret Ladd - Ruby Spar
Marta Heflin - Shelby Munker

“- Edward O'Neil: Give me a cigarette.
- Jimmy McGinty: I quit.
- Edward O'Neil: Nobody likes a quitter, Jimmy.”
Jack Warden - Edward O'Neil
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty

“- Detective McBain: Man, you're picking up bad habits left and right.
- Douglas Hall: Must be the stress.
- Detective McBain: Then you'll need a carton.”

Dennis Haysbert - Detective Larry McBain
Craig Bierko - Douglas Hall

“I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.”
John Candy

“- Special Agent Chester Desmond: D'you ever take cocaine, Irene?
- Irene at Hap's: No, I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drug. I don't take drugs.
- Sam Stanley: Nicotine's a drug. Caffeine's a drug.
- Irene at Hap's: Who's the towhead?”

Chris Isaak - Special Agent Chester Desmond
Sandra Kinder - Irene at Hap's
Kiefer Sutherland - Sam Stanley