Smoking quotes

“Smoking takes ten years off your life. It's the ten worst years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fucking years.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“- Fran Moore: Don't smoke a cigarette.
- Jimmy Silk: Makes me look calm.
- Fran Moore: What kind of person tries to look calm?”
Rebecca Pidgeon - Fran Moore
Sam Rockwell - Jimmy Silk

“My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it? So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“These fucking things are nothing but coffin nails.”

Samm-Art Williams - Meurice

“- Bobby Andes: I told you, I got lung cancer. It's metastasized.
- Edward Sheffield: But you smoke all the time.
- Bobby Andes: Yeah, well, that's how it works.”
Michael Shannon - Bobby Andes
Jake Gyllenhaal - Edward Sheffield

“There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.”

Seth Green - Mick

“- Colonel Erhardt: I've always suspected something wrong with a man who does not drink or smoke.
- Frederick Bronski: You mean like our Fuhrer?
- Colonel Erhardt: Yes... no!”

Charles Durning - Col. Erhardt
Mel Brooks - Dr. Frederick Bronski

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“- Ten Bears: Let us smoke a while.
- Kevin Costner: With Ten Bears, it was always more than a while.”
Floyd 'Red Crow' Westerman - Ten Bears
Kevin Costner - Lieutenant Dunbar

“- P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.
- Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?”
Vijay Raaz - Parabatlal Kanhaiyalal 'P.K.' Dubey
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma

“- Karen Eiffel: What's this?
- Penny Escher: It's literature on the nicotine patch.”

Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel
Queen Latifah - Penny Escher

“Shame on you Dolly Talbo, sittin up in that tree like a drunken Indian, smoking on cigarettes like a common... Floozy.”
Nora Dunfee - Mrs. Peters

“Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?”
Paul Rudd - Kevin

“- Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
- Page Conners: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Tom Sanders: I did not have sex with her!
- Susan Hendler: Oh, then what was it Tom? She was trying to quit smoking?”
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler

“- Eden Sinclair: You got a cigarette?
- Bill Nelson: When are you going to buy your own? Do you know how much these things cost?
- Eden Sinclair: Why do you think I smoke yours?”
Rhona Mitra - Eden Sinclair
Bob Hoskins - Bill Nelson

“- Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light.
- Page Conners: His liver spots are positively glowing.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

You know, there was a nurse here, an angel of mercy called Miss Hannah, who actually gives me cigarettes. You know what she said to me the other day? She said, "Mr. Lieberman, if you can escape Buchenwald, and you can escape those bullets, then a few cigarettes will not hurt you".
Laurence Olivier - Ezra Lieberman

“- Hulk: Pookie, what you smoking on?
- Pookie: Weed laced with embalming fluid. It's pretty good.”
Da'Vone McDonald - Hulk
Alphonso McAuley - Pookie

“Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier

“I am smoking cigarettes and some of my friends have died of them, but I am not downing a quart of Scotch in fifteen minutes. Looked at that way, cigarettes are actually a health tool!”

“- Anna Ross: Why do you smoke pot?
- Roy: Something to do.”
Erika Christensen - Anna Ross
Leonardo Nam - Roy

“I love the smell of nicotine in the morning. Smells like - victory!”
James Badge Dale - Gaunt Young Man

“When I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.”
Seth Rogen - Cal