Smoking quotes

“When I was seven years old, my daddy caught me smoking a cigar. Locked me in a broom closet for two days and two nights with nothing more than a box of cigars and a book of matches. No food, Brewster. No water, just those god damn cigars. Wouldn't let me out till I finished every last one of them. Taught me one hell of a lesson!”
Hume Cronyn - Rupert Horn

“I will only smoke once... a day. And I will only have a drink once a week… I mean a day.”
Ellen Burstyn - Viviane Joan 'Vivi' Abbott Walker

“- Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette? It's very unprofessional.
- Lou Redwood: No. I like to smoke when I drink. [sips his drink]”
Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield
Will Arnett - Lou Redwood

“- Valerie: Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay?
- Candy Pink: Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette.”
Geena Davis - Valerie
Julie Brown - Candy Pink

“- Loren Lukas: I hate cigarettes.
- Stuart Richards: Oh, really?
- Loren Lukas: I think they're disgusting.
- Stuart Richards: Well I enjoy them.
- Loren Lukas: All it is is anal regressive. If you want to quit I suggest you try another form of childhood stroking.”
Arnaldo Santana - Loren Lukas
Richard Cox - Stuart Richards

“- Romy White: Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
- Heather Mooney: No. No one. Thank you.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

“- Jerry: You're young. You shouldn't be smoking. It's a hard habit to break.
- Ponyboy Curtis: Well, you're smoking.
- Jerry: I'm smoking but, I'm older than you are.”
Gailard Sartain - Jerry
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis

“That's a bloody great idea. Smoking next to the nitro. Although, bro and I always hoped that you'd blow us.”
Steve Le Marquand - Cyril Bench

“- Tony: Gimme a cigarette, man.
- Layne: You fucking gave up cigarettes.
- Tony: I gave up yesterday, not today.”
Josh Richman - Tony
Crispin Glover - Layne

“- Kidnapper: We want you to stop killing half a million people a year in the US. We don't want any money.
- Nick Naylor: Then what do you want? I'm all ears here.
- Kidnapper: What does any man want? The love of a woman? Crisp bacon? An average life span over eighty years?”
Jeff Witzke - Kidnapper
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“I read, I smoke, I admire.”
Elizabeth Banks - Laura Bush

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“- Hilary Faye: You know, smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second hand smoke kills.
- Cassandra: I'm counting on it.”
Mandy Moore - Hilary Faye
Eva Amurri Martino - Cassandra

“Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Go on, take it. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Rudy: Why are you smoking?
- Terry: Because it's bad. Don't ever do it.”
Rory Culkin - Rudy
Mark Ruffalo - Terry

“- Nick Naylor: I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know.
- Senator Dupree: The warning symbol is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
Earl Billings - Senator Dupree

“- Vanessa Kensington: Do you smoke after sex?
- Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked.”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.”
Moira Kelly - Donna Hayward

“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“- Derice Bannock: Sanka mon, whatcha smoking?
- Sanka Coffie: I'm not smoking, I'm breathing!”

Leon - Derice Bannock
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.”

Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“- Dad: Ciggy?
- Bridget Jones: No. No thanks. I've given up again.
- Dad: Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Willie: Hey, leave me some Chesterfields.
- Eva: Can I get them in Cleveland?
- Willie: Yeah, yeah, you can get 'em in Cleveland.
- Eva: They taste good there, like here?
- Willie: It's the same Chesterfields.
- Eva: Yeah?
- Willie: All over America. Yeah.”
John Lurie - Willie
Eszter Balint - Eva

“I'll be at church when they get a smoking section.”
Tyler Perry - Madea