Stupidity quotes
598 stupidity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Under the Cherry Moon
“- Christopher Tracy: I must have that disease, what's the name of it?
- Mary: It's called Stupid.” - From the movie: Skin Deep
“- Zach: You are such a prick!
- Sparky: Most of my friends are pricks.
- Zach: Most of your pricks are friends.” - From the movie: Animal House
“- Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
- Donald Schoenstein: Is he bigger than me?” - From the movie: Limitless
“- Carl Van Loon: Have you been talking to anyone?
- Eddie Morra: No, I haven't been talking to anybody, Carl. I'm not stupid.
- Carl Van Loon: I know you're not stupid, Eddie, but don't make the classic smart person's mistake thinking no one's smarter than you.” - From the movie: Bloody Birthday
“- Curtis Taylor: But what if she catches us?
- Debbie Brody: No way. All her brains are in her bra!” - From the movie: 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
“Don't do anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen.”
- From the movie: Autumn Sonata
“You said my hair was too long and you had it cut short, it was hideous! Then you thought that I had crooked teeth, and you got me braces, I looked so grotesque! You would buy me books and I would read them and not understand them, and you would make me talk about them, and I would always be afraid that you would show up my stupidity.”
- From the movie: The Principal
- From the movie: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
“Are people like you that make the world think that Americans are stupid! I'm not stupid! I'm not gonna take this shit anymore!”
- From the movie: Penthouse
“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Oh, I've been stupid, very stupid.
- Gertie Waxted: Well, of course. You're a man.” - From the movie: Pride & Prejudice
“- Mary Bennet: The glories of nature. What are men compared to rocks and mountains?
- Elizabeth Bennet: Men are either eaten up with arrogance or stupidity. If they are amiable, they are so easily led they have no minds of their own whatsoever.” - From the movie: Disturbing Behavior
“Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're really stupid.”
- From the movie: Dungeons & Dragons
I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!
- From the movie: One Eight Seven
“Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something.”
- From the movie: Tigerland
- From the movie: Drop Zone
- Jessie Crossman: People probably told you that Jessie Crossman was the only person skilled enough to jump from a 747.
- Pete Nessip: Well, the actual phrase used was "dick brain". - From the movie: Heathers
- From the movie: Bird
“That was stupidity. Now I have to call an ambulance.”
- From the movie: Death Wish V: The Face of Death
- From the TV Series: Morning Star
“They call it the Fetterman massacre, after the officer who swore that with 80 men he could wipe out the entire Sioux nation. It was no massacre. Them soldiers were stupid, and they rode to their deaths.”
- From the movie: Basquiat
“Famous people are usually pretty fuckin' stupid.”
- From the movie: West Side Story
“- Lieutenant Schrank: Do you mind?
- Doc: I have no mind. I am the village idiot.” - From the movie: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
“- Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
- Jar Jar Binks: I spake!
- Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” - From the movie: Meet the Deedles
“- Phil Deedle: Don't you find it odd?
- Stew Deedle: What?
- Phil Deedle: Boo bear has absolutely no relation to Yogie, yet they roam around the park in bow ties and no pants.” - From the movie: Team America: World Police
“Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren’t more people interrigent? Rike me?”
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