Stupidity quotes

“- Larry Valentine: Chuck. What's going on, man?
- Chuck Levine: Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
- Larry Valentine: What?
- Chuck Levine: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“Mr Smart, evidently I underestimated you. You're not a complete fool, after all. Almost, very close, but not complete.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage

“- Natalie Arden: What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?
- Anne Arden: Nat, mind your own business.”

Marley Shelton - Natalie Arden
Renee Zellweger - Anne Arden

“Stupid is as stupid does.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“- Russ Cargill: I was tricked by an idiot!
- Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel; I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.”
Albert Brooks - Russ Cargill
Hank Azaria - Cletus

“If your head's in the toilet, don't blow bubbles.”
Anne Bancroft - Estelle Rolfe

“Honey, I'm playing brain dead, not brain damaged.”
Paul Newman - Henry

“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”
Jerry Lewis

- Raphael: So that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!
- Leonardo: I never said I was a great leader.
- Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.
- Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Josh Pais - Raphael
David Forman - Leonardo

“Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”
Ryan Gosling - Jared Vennett

“May fortune favor the foolish.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- William Thatcher: I can't explain it. She makes me feel like a poet.
- Roland: Well you may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot. You don't even know her name.”
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher
Mark Addy - Roland

“- John Bender: You get along with your parents?
- Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
- John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark

“Hey, I'm not dumb! You don't even know me and you call me dumb. Wanna know what's dumb? The last eight covers in a row you did on Elvis in the army, with the badges? That's dumb. And that's boring.”

Ray Sharkey - Vincent Vacarri

“- Billy Taggart: I did it to keep a woman.
- Cathleen Hostetler: Then you do believe in love.
- Billy Taggart: I believe in loving the one you're with.
- Cathleen Hostetler: Mm, what are you, stupid or Catholic?
- Billy Taggart: Both.”
Mark Wahlberg - Billy Taggart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Cathleen Hostetler

“- Fairchild: You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.
- Sabrina Fairchild: Only because I haven't met them all.”
John Wood - Fairchild
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“- Ryan Shoos: This is so stupid.
- Cassidy Spilker: This is not stupid Ryan, you're stupid.
- Ryan Shoos: No I'm not stupid you're stupid, what did I tell you Cassidy if you're going to back out don't come.”

Ryan Shoos - Ryan Shoos
Cassidy Gifford - Cassidy Spilker

“- Sauvage: Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler.
- Nino Salvatori Sebastiani: So how do you explain how this bumbler has been able to thwart KAOS constanly in the past?
- Sauvage: He's a lucky bumbler.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage
Vittorio Gassman - Nino Salvatori Sebastiani

“- Dean: If there is a higher power, why is it He can't get you a new sweater?
- Jamie Sullivan: He's too busy looking for your brain.”
Clayne Crawford - Dean
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan

“These got to be the two stupidest mothafuckas.”

Snoop Dogg - Dee Loc

“Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind their IQ just drops like 40 points?”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom

“- Lt. Robert Nunally: I warned you about him.
- Willy Beachum: You warned me he was smart. You didn't warn me you were stupid.”

Billy Burke - Lt. Robert Nunally
Ryan Gosling - Willy Beachum

“I like being old, young people are stupid.”
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid