Stupidity quotes

“You're in food preservatives? What a gas.”
Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton

“- Never Wears Bra: You lucky, Smoking Fox. White Knife all man. Bravest of all braves.
- Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”
Jackie Sandler - Never Wears Bra
Julia Jones - Smoking Fox

“- Pop Girl: You make me look like a fool in front of my family!
- Cassie Holmes: Don't worry. You won't remember a thing.”

Xiaolu Li - Pop Girl
Dakota Fanning - Cassie Holmes

“I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Bebop: We got to keep our eyes out for intruders.
- Rocksteady: Well what do intruders look like?
- Bebop: Anybody that’s not a big pig or a rhino.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Bebop
Stephen Farrelly - Rocksteady

“- Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?
- Chico: I'm ready.
- Ramon: I'm hungry.
- Danny: I'm drunk.
- Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete.”
Adam Sandler - Tommy
Terry Crews - Chico
Rob Schneider - Ramon
Luke Wilson - Danny

“You're lazy and you're stupid. Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.”
Paul Dano - Eli Sunday

“- Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach.
- Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
- Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Hong - Mr. Ping
Javier Bardem - Li
Jack Black - Po

“- Peter La Fleur: White, you're a lot dumber than I thought.
- White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Ben Stiller - White Goodman

“- Malcolm Moore: You know you're an idiot, right?
- Sean Porter: I'm making progress. I used to be an asshole.”
Xzibit - Malcolm Moore
The Rock - Sean Porter

“- Rita: I just don't know what to call you: retarded, mentally retarded, mentally handicapped, mentally disabled, intellectually handicapped, intellectually disabled, developementally disabled...
- Sam Dawson: You can call me Sam.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rita
Sean Penn - Sam Dawson

“We are dumb, but we are not so dumb. It takes great courage and work to keep from working.”

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“It's like your I.Q. is suddenly in remission.”

Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“- Robbie Freeling: Why can't we get a TV, like everybody else.
- Steve Freeling: No! No, we can't get a TV.
- Robbie Freeling: Great! I'll just have to grow up retarded!
- Steve Freeling: Come on, Rob! Kids don't grow up retarder because of lack of television.”
Oliver Robins - Robbie Freeling
Craig T. Nelson - Steve Freeling

“- Rocky Balboa: [noticing Mickey's hearing aid] What's that in your ear there?
- Mickey: What it is, is I hear stupid things better.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Burgess Meredith - Mickey

“- Dr. Watson: Last night, Holmes realized how stupid he had been.
- Sherlock Holmes: Now, I didn't say stupid...
- Dr. Watson: Yes, you did.”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts: I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Gable’s an idiot. You know why he’s an actor? It’s the only thing he’s smart enough to do.”
John Wayne On Clark Gable

“- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
- Tommy Hilfiger: What?
- Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?”
Will Ferrell - Jacobim Mugatu
Tommy Hilfiger - Himself

“Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more and you're a talking monkey.”

Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop

“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”
Charles Bronson

“- Pigeon Lady: The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people.
- Kevin McCallister: No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.”
Brenda Fricker - Pigeon Lady
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Bizu: It's an idiom!
- Clouseau: You, sir, are the idiom.”
William Abadie - Bizu
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.”
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie

“- Edward Cullen: So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
- Bella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
- Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan