Stupidity quotes

“Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.”
Philip Bosco - Judge Flatt

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!”

Ethel Merman - Mrs. Marcus

“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!
- Bob Wiley: Well, I'll be quiet.
- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: I'll be peace!”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley
Charlie Korsmo - Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin

“Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.”
Slim Pickens - Maj. 'King' Kong

“He's like tripendicular, ya know?”
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

- "Mud": Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.
- Zach: If Mud's guilty I am too.
- Gaby: Me too! I'm smart enough to act stupid.
- Trish: Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.
Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell
Melody Kay - Gaby Nowicki
Marnette Patterson - Trish Prescott

“- Phil Davis: All right, they didn't go to college. They didn't go to Smith.
- Bob Wallace: Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“They're not really bad, they're just... stupid.”

Ariana Richards - Kathy

“American voters want their leaders to be dumber than they are. They figure they'll do less harm that way.”
Sam Waterston - Jack Edwards

“- Averman: Hum, Batter-batter-batter! Hum, Batter-batter-batter, Hum, Batter-batter-batter, Hey, Batter-batter-batter, Hey, Batter-batter-batter, Swing, Batter-batter-batter, Hum, batter-batter-batter...
- Bombay: Averman! It's hockey! There's no batter! Idiot!”
Matt Doherty - Les Averman
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“This glue is for sticking my model airplanes together, not sticking up your noses! Buy your own bloody glue!”
Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis

“There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”
Bill Cosby

“Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.”
Steve Martin - Davis

“The only thing you respect is stupidity.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield

“Only a fool wants what he can not have.”
Sir Sean Connery - King Arthur

“Why do we have to pretend to be stupid when we're not stupid? Why do we have to pretend to be helpless when we're not helpless? Why do we have to pretend we're not hungry when we're hungry?”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

“Guys are like animals and not even smart ones like dolphins, so you just gotta figure out what makes them tick.”
Allie-Rae Treharne - Gretchen

“Eric Forman-My head hurts.
Red Forman-That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the price.”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“You fuck dumb. You don't marry dumb.”
Allison Janney - LaVona

“I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore