Stupidity quotes

“Sometimes you have to say something out loud to hear how crazy it sounds.”
Bob Odenkirk - Jimmy McGill

“Sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren’t that bright, you know, just to see how the other half lives.”
Patrick J. Adams - Mike Ross

“Life is hard, Otis, it’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
Richard Brooks - Paul Robinette

“How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”
Will Arnett - BoJack Horseman

“We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!”
Peter Dinklage - Tyrion Lannister

“Flaca-A test? Shit, I fucking suck at taking tests! I get all itchy and anxious. I can’t think straight.
Blanca-That’s just an excuse for being stupid.”
Jackie Cruz - Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales
Laura Gómez - Blanca Flores

“Samuel Insull-So, what's your trade?
Nikola Tesla-I fix problems for idiots.”
Tom Holland - Samuel Insull
Nicholas Hoult - Nikola Tesla

“I am not stupid. I read poetry.”
Chiwetel Ejiofor - Paxton

“They said there were more mail ballots than ever, what about female ballots?”
Cristin Milioti - Kathy Flowers

“The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.”
Sadie Sink - Max Mayfield

“Only love makes you that crazy sweetheart…and that damn stupid.”
Susan Shalhoub Larkin - Florence

“Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.”
Frank Sinatra - Major Bennett Marco

“- Astrid: So, what are you going to do about it?
- Hiccup: Probably something stupid.
- Astrid: That's the Hiccup I know.”
America Ferrera - Astrid
Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“- Roger Thornhill: How do we know it's not a fake? It looks like a fake.
- Bidder: Well, one thing we know. You're no fake. You are a genuine idiot.”
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill
Helen Spring - Bidder

“- Janet Mackensie: Perhaps you can help me, your Lordship. Six months, I have applied for my hearing aid and I am still waiting for it.
- Judge: My dear madame. Considering the rubbish that is being talked nowadays, you are missing very little.”
Una O'Connor - Janet MacKenzie
Francis Compton - Judge

“- Nathan Detroit: I have been running the crap game since I was a juvenile delinquent.
- Miss Adelaide: Speaking of chronic conditions, happy anniversary.”
Frank Sinatra - Nathan Detroit
Vivian Blaine - Miss Adelaide

“- David Larrabee: I feel so stupid I could kill myself.
- Sabrina Fairchild: You'll be all right in a minute.”
William M. Holden - David Larrabee
Audrey Hepburn - Sabrina Fairchild

“The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots.”
Fred MacMurray - Lt. Tom Keefer

“- Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me!
- Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important.”
Tommy Noonan - Gus Esmond Jr.
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“- Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
- Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
- Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.”
Frank Conroy - Mr. Harley
Michael Rennie - Klaatu

“- Lee Iacocca: James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
- Henry Ford II: That's because he's a degenerate.”
Jon Bernthal - Lee Iacocca
Tracy Letts - Henry Ford II

“- Paul Verrall: Nobody's born smart, Billie. Do you know what the stupidest thing on Earth is? An infant!
- Billie Dawn: Whadaya got against babies all of a sudden?”
William M. Holden - Paul Verrall
Judy Holliday - Billie Dawn

“- Dixon: What are you, an idiot?
- Desk Sergeant: Don't call me an idiot, Dixon!
- Dixon: I didn't call you an idiot, I asked if you was an idiot... That was a question.”
Sam Rockwell - Dixon
Željko Ivanek - Desk Sergeant