Stupidity quotes

“I thought that I could manage my own life, but I have been foolish. Foolish to the point of being compromised.”
Gillian Anderson - Lily Bart

“- Momma: Who the hell are you?
- Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
- Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
- Larry: That's because he's shy.
- Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!”
Anne Ramsey - Momma
Billy Crystal - Larry

“- Christy Wills: Why do you keep saying the exact opposite of what I say?
- Brantley Foster: Because you keep saying such stupid things.”
Helen Slater - Christy Wills
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster

“- Nanny: He claimed to have the power to return from the dead.
- Dr. Tart: They say the wookalars have the power to return from the dead, too, and they only have a brain the size of a pea.
- Inspector Winship: In that case, you'd have a hard time getting into the group.”

Grace Zabriskie - Nanny
Tim Conway - Dr. Tart
Don Knotts - Inspector Winship

“- Charlie Osgood: Chastity, how could you have anything important to say? You're a girl.
- Chastity: Oh, that's right, sometimes I forget.”
Matt Kawczynski - Charlie Osgood
Lorene Scafaria - Chastity

“There're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want.”

Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“- Veronica Vaughn: So what's it like, being back in school?
- Billy Madison: I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“I just think that sports are stupid, and anyone who likes them is just, like, a lesser person. And has a small intellect.”
Amy Schumer - Amy

“- Ike: I'm not dumb!
- Addley: You're dumb, you like punk!”
Frederick Coffin - Ike
Michael McCleery - Addley

“- Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
- Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
- Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!”
David Warner - Evil
Jerold Wells - Benson

- Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall: The dumber those guys get, the more stripes you get.
- Pvt. Joe Doyle: You oughta look like a zebra.
William Bendix - Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall
Robert Preston - Pvt. Joe Doyle

“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - General

“There will be no more stupidity. There will be no more mistakes. It's a new day. God help you all.”
Mickey Rourke - Edmund

“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.”
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“He's a killing machine disguised as an idiot!”
Jeff Foxworthy - Reggie

“I am not stupid. Heh, heh. I just enjoy giving the appearance of being stupid. You see, from an early age I've reveled in the appearance of stupidity which is given me a great deal of time to think. So I been thinking... No more TV. No more TV dinners. If you like, no more baseball.”
Gary Busey - The Ballplayer

“- Earl: You ever play Russian roulette? Thing is, most people put the gun to the temple. Well, that's just stupid. You blow a man's head off 'fore he's had a chance to tell you what you wanna know.
- Bobby: Mess up your suit, too.”
Bill Paxton - Earl
Denzel Washington - Bobby

“If the guy in the cell thing doesn’t see the gun, don’t point at it and go, ‘Gun.”

Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson

“- Gustav Shank: Couldn't you have picked a better car?
- Himmel Shank: I thought you'd like it. It's German.
- Gustav Shank: Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?”

Jeffrey Jones - Gustav Shank
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank

“- Mouth: [examining coins in the well] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...
- Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
- Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.”
Corey Feldman - Mouth
Martha Plimpton - Stef

“You and SpongeBob were my biggest influence ever!”

Kyle Mooney - Don Atari

“Lose the smile. It makes you look like a schmuck.”
Michelle Forbes - Dawn Lockard

“- Johnny Cage: I'm not the one who's gonna die.
- Shang Tsung: I see. You're very foolish. A true sign of a hero.”
Linden Ashby - Johnny Cage
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Shang Tsung

“- James Moreland: I mean, it's not as if he has never shown signs of normal intelligence.
- Catherine Boyd: Think of that! Nuclear fusion.
- James Moreland: I suppose these things happen. Idiot-savant, you know. A mental patient plays perfect chess. A nine year old from Alabama suddenly starts speaking in iambic pentameter...”

Stephen Fry - James Moreland
Meg Ryan - Catherine Boyd

“The last time I didn't believe Lucy, I ended up looking pretty stupid.”
Skandar Keynes - Edmund Pervensie