Stupidity quotes

“I couldn't see straight or think straight. I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.”
Cary Grant - Devlin

“We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity, for a time.”
Leopoldine Konstantin - Mme. Sebastian

“A weak mind isn't strong enough to hurt itself. Stupidity has saved many a man from going mad.”
Roger Livesey - Dr. Frank Reeves

“Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! You know, you're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail.”
Humphrey Bogart - Philip Marlowe

“Maybe the truth is that when a man does nothing all his life, it leaves him too much time to think. And thinking too much makes him... makes him stupid.”
Sterling Hayden - Leo Dalcò

“- Donald Horner: Do you think my mother bore a complete halfwit?
- Emily Walters: Is there such a thing as a complete halfwit?”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“- Hank: So who's your chief, little Injun?
- Jesse Pinkman: What? What does that even mean?
- Hank: It means I think your story's bullshit. I think you know who Tuco Salamanca was. I think your car was there because you were there. Tuco had a bullet in him when I got there and I think you know something about that, too.
- Jesse Pinkman: So...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dean Norris - Hank Schrader
Aaron Paul - Jesse Pinkman

“Even if you're an idiot, I don't see why you want to die so young.”

Bud Spencer - Hutch Bessy

“- Verge: Why are they always so stupid?
- Jack: Who's stupid?
- Verge: All the women you killed, strike me as seriously unintelligent.
- Jack: I've also killed men.
- Verge: But you only talk about the stupid women. Unless you think all women are stupid.
- Jack: Well, the stories I've told were selected at random, but...
- Verge: You feel...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruno Ganz - Verge
Matt Dillon - Jack

- Simple: Why do you always have to be so cruel? I'm not completely stupid.
- Jack: That fucking depends on your definition of "completely".
Riley Keough - Simple
Matt Dillon - Jack

“I can believe you're that malicious, but I cannot believe you're that stupid.”

Ebony Obsidian - Adrienne Hunt

“- Katherine Valentine: How can a society so advanced, so scientific, be so stupid?
- Tom Natsworthy: Well, no more stupid than people today.”
Leila George - Katherine Valentine
Robert Sheehan - Tom Natsworthy

“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”

James Mason - Ed Avery

“- Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
- Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.”
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers
Sebastian Stan - Bucky Barnes

And the avarice... the avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue". Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is... stupid, stupid, stupid!
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“Intelligence doesn't threaten me. Stupidity does.”
Bill Paxton - Elliot Vaughn

“- Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
- Larry Wilson: We did!”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
- Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.”
Victor McGuire - Gary
Lenny McLean - Barry the Baptist

“- Goon, aka Rocky: What, you think I'm retarded or something?
- Billy Brown: Yeah Goon, sometimes I really think you are.”
Kevin Corrigan - Rocky the Goon
Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“- Milo: I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.
- Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
- Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a looney for a father.”
William Bronder - Milo Pressman
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Carly Jones: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...
- Nick Jones: One of 'em took a swing at me.
- Carly Jones: You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elisha Cuthbert - Carly Jones
Chad Michael Murray - Nick

- Shredder: Babies! They're babies!
- Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?
- Shredder: They are stupid!
- Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants.
François Chau - Shredder
David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry

“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
- Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...”
Tom Cruise - David Aames