Stupidity quotes

“If I were so stupid, I would slap my own face.”
Werner Herzog - Father

“What bothers me isn't that fraud is not nice. Or that fraud is mean. For fifteen thousand years, fraud and short sighted thinking have never, ever worked. Not once. Eventually you get caught, things go south. When the hell did we forget all that?”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“You're a brave and stupid man.”

Michael Keaton - Carter Hayes

“Are you retarded, or just brain-dead from whiffing fumes out there in the swamp?”

Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“- Tony Manero: I know everything about that bridge. Know what else? There's a guy buried in the cement
- Stephanie: Really?
- Tony Manero: Know how it happened? While they were working on it, pouring the cement, he slipped off on the upper part of the bridge and, you know, fell in... dumb fuck.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie

“You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.”
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber

“For the most part, young actors in Hollywood are actors by default. They're morons.”
Matt Damon

“I'm so extremely intelligent that it's actually harmed my career as an actor. Actors are supposed to be cattle.”
James Woods

“Who do you think you're messing with, you dumb animal? My mental facilities are twice what yours are, you pea brain!”
George C. Scott - McLeach

“Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine minions being girls.”
Pierre Coffin

“- Lazarus: Your wife is one stupid lady. You wanna go and get drunk?
- O'Niel: Yes...
- Lazarus: At least you have some sense left.”
Frances Sternhagen - Lazarus
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel

“In the park I looked like a bum... let's not be delusional - you were a bum.”

Drew Fuller - Jason Stevens

“You’re a fucking moron.”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“- Cedric: Do you make an effort to be stupid or does it come naturally?
- Edward: Are those the only two choices?”
Robert Portal - Cedric
Samuel West - Edward

“You're a crazy man, but not so stupid.”

Catherine Chan - Mei

“I guess you two think I'm stupid. I guess you all think I'm stupid. Well, I'll show you how stupid I am: I'm going to blow myself up with this bomb I found.”
Chris Klein - William Williams

“- Chet: Now everyone in the country can hear your big mouth flap.
- Barry: Oh, Chet. So nice to hear from you again. Shouldn't you be out burning crosses or molesting children or something?
- Chet: I'd rather be talking to you.
- Barry: Or training pit bulls?
- Chet: You think you're so smart...”
Earl Hindman - Chet
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.”

Ewan McGregor - Mark Renton

“- Eric Matthews: All right, here's your new IDs. For pageant identity.
- Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?
- Eric Matthews: Yeah, remember, you like that name.
- Gracie Hart: Yeah, well, my IQ just dropped ten points.”
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Oracle: You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
- Neo: Who?
- Oracle: Not too bright, though.”
Gloria Foster - Oracle
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“He's dumb, but a loveable shit.”

Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man.”

Cheech Marin - Cheech

“- Marty Blank: Oh, it's cool. My mom gave me permission to drink and drive. You don't have to worry about it.
- George Tooney: Your mom must be pretty stupid to let your drive inebriated.
- Marty Blank: You're right, George. My mom is pretty stupid. In fact she's got one of those learning disability things.
- George Tooney: Must be a pretty bad...” (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Mechlowicz - Marty Blank
Josh Peck - George Tooney

“- President Lindberg: Mrs. Dallas, this is the President. On behalf of the federation, I would like to thank you...
- Korben's Mother: Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him! The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot.”
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - President Lindberg

“Cops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Leonard Smalls