Stupidity quotes

“- Warthog: This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club myself.
- Bletch: No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.
- Warthog: You mean they discriminate against Scots?
- Bletch: No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.”
Peter Vere-Jones - Bletch

“They call them smart phones, but only dummies use them in my class.”
George Takei - Dr. Matsutani

“Sir, let’s talk about your mama, who's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“- Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.
- Barney Ross: How much?
- Trench: Like I said.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Trench
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“I'd rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend.”
Antonio Banderas - David Alfaro Siqueiros

“You can only be stupid when you're young.”
Peter Gallagher

“You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.”
Anna Faris

“Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.”
Rob Schneider

“I don't think I would be an actor if I was that intelligent.”
Peter Boyle

“- Doug Butabi: Idiot.
- Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Lochlyn Munro - Craig

“- Iggy: Between us, Spike doesn't have a thought in his brain, sir!
- Spike: Ha, ha, ha! He's a liar, sir. Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head!
- King Koopa: I agree.”
Fisher Stevens - Iggy
Richard Edson - Spike
Dennis Hopper - King Koopa

“You do silly things for love sometimes and not-so-smart things for love.”
Queen Latifah

“- Oates: I think these things are getting smarter.
- Denby: Either that, or we're getting dumber.”

Billy Burke - Oates
Paul Gleeson - Denby

“- Mrs. Plunkett: Good morning, darling!
- Plunkett Senior: Good morning dear! Well, our son is an idiot!
- Mrs. Plunkett: We've known that for years, haven't we, darling?
- Plunkett Senior: Well, this time he has surpassed himself”
Liz Smith - Mrs. Plunkett
Ray McAnally - Plunkett Senior

“- Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
- Ethan Tremblay: I've done that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay

“- Jordan Belfort: It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no... no alcohol.
- Donnie Azoff: It's a beer?
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah, with no alcohol.
- Donnie Azoff: But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?
- Jordan Belfort: No, there's no alcohol. That's the fuckin' point.
- Donnie Azoff: I'm not a scientist; I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“Life is lonely, boring and dumb.”
Rose McGowan - Amy Blue

“Am I being punk’d? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?”
Anna Faris - Samantha James

“- Frank Hopkins: Only fools or gamblers walk behind a stange mare, Sheikh! You can believe that.
- Sheik Riyadh: Is that a passage from the Bible?”
Viggo Mortensen - Frank Hopkins
Omar Sharif - Sheikh Riyadh

“Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music, or I dunno, maybe it was the bullshit.”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease...
- All Girls: Oh.
- Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity.”
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Billy: You're very pretty. I'll bet you're a model.
- Gia Carangi: Why? Do I look stupid?”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“God hates stupid children!”
Marc Marut - Johnny McFarley

“The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.”
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.”
Claude Chabrol