Stupidity quotes

“- Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
- Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Shen
Jack Black - Po

“- Spock: To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
- Dr. Gillian Taylor: Whoever said the human race was logical?”
Leonard Nimoy - Spock
Catherine Hicks - Gillian

“Forget about that mule you call your husband.”

Leigh Lawson - Alec d'Urberville

“So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet

“Horses're fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em.”
Gene Hackman - Ramsey

“There happens to be a war going on everywhere but between your two ears, you dumb ox.”

Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“- Jason: You're losing your intelligence, sir.
- Sherman Klump: Yeah, I know. I can't even beat Molly and she's the dumbest hampster we got!”
John Ales - Jason
Eddie Murphy - Sherman Klump

“- Archie Long: We could take down the flier!
- Harry Doyle: The Gold Coast Flier? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
- Archie Long: That's what you said about the armored truck.
- Harry Doyle: No, I said the armored truck was dumb. This is stupid.”
Kirk Douglas - Archie Long
Burt Lancaster - Harry Doyle

“When it comes to the affairs of the heart, even the greatest warriors can be a consummate idiots.”
Sihung Lung - Sir Te

“If you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a noble man or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“What the hell's wrong with being stupid once in a while? Does everything you do always have to be sensible? Haven't you ever thrown waterballoons off a roof? When you were a little kid didn't you ever sprinkle Ivory flakes on the living room floor 'cause you wanted to make it snow in July? Didn't you ever get really shitfaced and maybe make a...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
- Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.”
Powers Boothe - World Security Council
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury

“Heroes and fools are the same thing.”
Rick Hill - Deathstalker

“- Dreyfus: Understand something Clouseau. When I made you an inspector, it was not because I thought you had any value as a detective. It was because I thought you were the stupidest policeman in all of France, a hopeless, deluded idiot.
- Clouseau: Then I was not promoted for my merits?”
Kevin Kline - Dreyfus
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“- Marv Merchants: He's a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was.
- Harry Lime: You still are, Marv.”
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime

“You're so dumb you're adorable.”

Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“Maybe there is no intelligent life out in the universe after all.”
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your ass.”
Jason Gedrick - Tim Reese

“- Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
- Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.”
Lucy Punch - Hattie
Anne Hathaway - Ella

“- Frank: What's the matter with you? Are you retarded?
- Dennis: Not according to the tests.”
Phil Hartman - Frank
Sean Babb - Dennis

“The guy engages his mouth before his brain sometimes.”

Dagmara Dominczyk - Terry Alba

“I can't tell if you're really motherfuckin' dumb, or really motherfuckin' smart.”
Don Cheadle - FBI Agent Wendell Everett

“If you're the best there is, the wheel would never have been invented.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

“- Ortiz: You're not too bright, man, but ya got some big round hairy cajones.
- Jack Traven: That's very gross, Ortiz.
- Ortiz: Huh, can't even pay him a compliment.”
Carlos Carrasco - Ortiz
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Holly: I left without saying anything. He must think I'm an idiot.
- Denise: Well, you're an American. They expect us to be idiots.”
Hilary Swank - Holly
Lisa Kudrow - Denise