Stupidity quotes

“If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren

“- Earl Mott: Did you just shoot at me?
- Ken Kessler: No, you moron! There's police all over the place! Hundreds of them!
- Earl Mott: Do I look that stupid?
- Ken Kessler: Yes, you do!”
Bill Pullman - Earl
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“- Mrs. Lovett: His name was Benjamin Barker.
- Sweeney Todd: What was his crime?
- Mrs. Lovett: Foolishness.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Mrs. Lovett
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“Maybe you could tell me what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that brought me here; I assure you that.”
Jeremy Irons - John Tuld

“- Anthony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation: which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
- Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
Anthony Robbins - Himself
Jack Black - Hal

“- Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships.
- Seymour: That's the spirit.”
Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Matt: I feel like an idiot.
- Casey: You look like an idiot.
- Matt: I am an idiot.”
Chris O'Donnell - Matt Leland
Drew Barrymore - Casey Roberts

“- Otto: Don't call me stupid.
- Wanda Gershwitz: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
- Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“Goddamn! You've got to be one stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“- Haley: Hi, I'm Haley. If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm going to scream.
- Corey Woods: Could you scream quietly?
- Haley: What do you think I'm stupid?”
Jenny Lewis - Haley
Fred Savage - Corey Woods

“- Joker: I'm not stupid, you're stupid.
- Karla: No you're stupid.
- Joker: Don't call me stupid, I'm sensitive.
- Karla: Just where's the car keys?
- Joker: You're stupid.
- Karla: Bye.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker
Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla

“- Michael: Did you explain school to him?
- Elliott: How do you explain school to higher intelligence?
- Michael: Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“- Ernest Menville: Do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what? At the cost of all else? Do you know?
- Helen Sharp: No.
- Ernest Menville: An idiot.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp

“Go home. Put on a funny hat. Do whatever it is morons do.”
Morgan Freeman - Captain Victor Benezet

“- Blood: You're either the dumbest fucker I ever met in my life, or you got the balls of an elephant. Which is it?
- Dan Saxon: You pick.
- Blood: That's exactly what I'm going to do.”
Michael Madsen - Blood
Charlie Sheen - Daniel 'Dan' Saxon

“- Harry Lockhart: Do you think I'm stupid?
- Gay Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry

“- Jennifer Tilly: Why doesn't anybody take me seriously?
- Chucky: Nice tits.
- Jennifer Tilly: Thank you.”
Jennifer Tilly - Herself
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“For the first time in my life, I was in love. And I knew it would last forever... Boy, was I a dumb ass.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“- Skinner: I think I'd like to fuck your brains out.
- Sandy Dawson: Oh, you would, huh?
- Skinner: Yeah, but it doesn't look like you have any.”
Timothy O'Brien - Skinner
Gina Carrera - Sandy Dawson

“There ain't nothin' more dangerous in this world than a fool with a cause.”
Matthew McConaughey - Jake Tyler Brigance

“- Sheppard: If you're looking for money, you're smarter than you look. If you're not, you're a lot dumber.
- O'Niel: Then I'm probably a lot dumber.
- Sheppard: That could be very dangerous.”

Peter Boyle - Sheppard
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel

“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
Isaiah Washington - Savon Garrison

“They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. Stupid, maybe. But not a coward.”

Bruce Spence - The Gyro Captain

“Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?”
Julie Benz - Carol Connelly

“- Loretta: She's the prettiest, ya know. Best damn tapper. The most smartest.
- Annette Atkins: Most smartest? Oh, that's great, you're real educated. Most smartest! Get a picture of that, most smartest!
- Loretta: Most smartest.”
Allison Janney - Loretta
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins