Stupidity quotes

“- Swamp Thing: What Bruno took was what changed me; it only amplifies your essence. It simply makes you more of what you already are.
- Arcane: Bruno's essence was stupidity.”
Dick Durock - Swamp Thing
Louis Jourdan - Arcane

“- Mandy Cohen: Who are you?
- Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
- Mandy Cohen: What?
- Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
- Mandy Cohen: What are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.”
Terry Jones - Mandy Cohen
Graham Arthur Chapman - Wise Man #2
John Marwood Cleese - Wise Man #1

“And remember, this is all due to the g-g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!”

Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“- Leaven: What are you doing? You can't quit now. It's not your fault!
- Worth: I have nothing... to live for out there.
- Leaven: What is out there?
- Worth: Boundless human stupidity.
- Leaven: I can live with that.”

Nicole de Boer - Leaven
David Hewlett - Worth

- Atterbury Dodd: Hasn't anyone an answer for stupidity besides "That's the picture business"?
- Studio Employee: I'm sorry Mr. Dodd, but that's the only answer.
Leslie Howard - Atterbury Dodd
Harry Woods - Studio Employee

“- Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?
- Porky: How do I know?”
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“- Rich Prisoner: Care to express an opinion, sir?
- Will Plunkett: Yeah. You've got more money than brains.”
Robert Carlyle - Plunkett

“- Brenda Meeks: You a dumbass.
- Shorty Meeks: Your Mother.
- Brenda Meeks: You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
- Shorty Meeks: Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
- Brenda Meeks: So? I don't know him.
- Shorty Meeks: Yeah, me either.”
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks

“- James: Look, you gotta use Lamaze. It works. My sister-in-law used it. You don't use drugs, and it's better for the kid.
- Mollie: You know, the only people who say stupid things like that are men, because they're idiots!”
John Travolta - James
Kirstie Alley - Mollie

“- David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh...
- Nigel Tufnel: Clever.
- David St. Hubbins: Yeah, and clever.”
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins
Christopher Guest - Nigel Tufnel

- Oscar "Manny" Manheim: You got real guts! More guts than brains!
- Sara: What did you say?
- Oscar "Manny" Manheim: No brains!
- Sara: That's mean!
- Oscar "Manny" Manheim: That's the truth!
Jon Voight - Oscar "Manny" Manheim
Rebecca De Mornay - Sara

- Dallas: He said, "You love 'em in blue and you love them in red. But most of all you love them in blue".
- Ace Hunter: That's totally inapplicable to anything that's going on here. And it's dumb. Who told you that?
- Dallas: You did!
- Ace Hunter: But it's very wise. Very wise.
Michael Beck - Dallas
Barry Bostwick - Ace Hunter

“- Rizzo the Rat: What's wrong?
- The Great Gonzo: It just feels so weird.
- Rizzo the Rat: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
- The Great Gonzo: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.
- Rizzo the Rat: You and your hobbies.”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“- Daniel McMann: A-Another reason I got mad is 'cause I didn't want you to think I was dumb.
- Carla Tate: I could never think that.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Jake Sully: Yeah, why save me?
- Neytiri: You have a strong heart, no fear. But stupid, ignorant like a child.”
Sam Worthington - Jake Sully
Zoe Saldana - Neytiri

“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker

“I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“I don't need your ferior stupidity, you don't get it. It's wasted on you. Pearls before swine.”

Eric Bogosian - Barry

“Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“Damn these special effects is da bomb.”

Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
- Alan: Thank you.”

Ed Helms - Stu
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

“- Remy McSwain: Now they're killing retards.
- McCabe: Then why ain't you dead?”
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain
Lisa Jane Persky - McCabe

“- Mitt: You know this is L.A. We should be learning Mexican or something.
- Chris Hooker: That would be Spanish, genius.”

Breckin Meyer - Mitt
Skeet Ulrich - Chris Hooker

“You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed?”
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers