Stupidity quotes
598 stupidity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Mean Girls
- From the movie: Return to Oz
“- Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?
- Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.” - From the movie: Shock Treatment
“Macy Struthers with my husband. God, I must have been blind! Still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.”
- From the movie: The Emperor's Club
Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated: "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever”.
- From the movie: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself
- From the movie: Iron Eagle II
“Those fools in the tower know exactly what they're doing which is more than I can say for you bunch of idiots.”
- From the movie: The Secret of Bear Mountain
“- Beth Easton: Just how dumb do you think I am?
- Jody Salerno: Dumb enough to let a lizard crawl up your leg. And dumb enough to look!” - From the movie: Flawless
“- Walt Koontz: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
- Rusty: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.” - From the movie: Die Hard 2
“Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?”
- From the movie: Super Troopers
“Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”
- From the movie: Legend
“What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge!”
- From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Shonté Jr.: Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here?
- Jamaal: Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Land Before Time VII
“- Pterano: If there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's violence!
- Rinkus: Then why are you hitting me?
- Pterano: Right, make that two things. Violence and stupid questions!” - From the movie: Arachnophobia
- From the movie: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
- Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.
- Nick the Greek: Uh?
- Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? - From the movie: Too Many Husbands
- From the movie: The War at Home
“- Jeremy Collier: What are these personal problems that I have?
- Karen Collier: I don't know the medical term, but I suppose you could describe it as being a terminal jerk.” - From the movie: Modern Vampires
- From the movie: ¡Three Amigos!
“- Juanita: Which one do you like?
- Carmen: The one that's not too smart.
- Juanita: Which one is that?” - From the movie: Idiocracy
“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.” - From the movie: The Weather Man
“What is this sucking and chucking and jacking of fucking up, son?”
- From the movie: Dazed and Confused
“- Assistant Coach: Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?
- Benny O'Donnell: I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in English I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?
- Assistant Coach: Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker.” - From the movie: Twice Upon a Time
“- Flora: Uncle Greenie, where are you?
- Greensleeves: Under the door, ya twit!
- Rod Rescueman: That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!” - From the movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous
- From the movie: Raw Force
“You can't do nothing right, Cooper! You stupid sonofabitch! You should have been destroyed at birth! That's what I get for teaming up with a hippie!”
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