Stupidity quotes
598 stupidity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Without a Clue
“- Dr. Watson: Moriarty knows... I'm am the only match for his evil genius.
- Sherlock Holmes: You mean he's not trying to kill me?
- Dr. Watson: Of course not. He knows you're an idiot.
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, thank God.” - From the movie: Trojan War
“- Leah Jones: Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient?
- Josh: It's pretty much all of us.” - From the movie: The Flintstones
“Son of a Brachiosaurus!”
- From the movie: Thieves
- From the movie: Zapped!
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
- From the movie: The Princess Bride
“- Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
- Westley: You're that smart?
- Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
- Westley: Yes.
- Vizzini: Morons.” - From the movie: Under the Tuscan Sun
“What is it about love that makes us so stupid?”
- From the movie: Nowhere
- From the movie: Big Helium Dog
“I don't know if you're retarded or just willfully malicious.”
- From the movie: The Human Stain
“People are just getting dumber, but more opinionated.”
- From the animation: Pinocchio
“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.” - From the movie: Sphere
- From the movie: Blade
“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
- From the movie: Only the Lonely
“- Rose Muldoon: I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid...
- Danny Muldoon: Don't do this, Ma.
- Rose Muldoon: ... Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... black cows squirted chocolate milk!” - From the movie: Ulee's Gold
“- Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
- Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.” - From the movie: The Year of Living Dangerously
“When a thought crosses your mind, it's been on the shortest trip in Jakarta.”
- From the movie: Peter Pan
“- Wendy Darling: Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient!
- Peter Pan: How am I deficient?
- Wendy Darling: You're just a boy.” - From the movie: Grind
“- Dustin Knight: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.
- Matt Jensen: Hey Stupid.
- Dustin Knight: What?” - From the movie: The Man with Two Brains
“Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.”
- From the TV Series: The 10th Kingdom
“Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?”
- From the movie: The Whole Nine Yards
“- Dave Martin: Don't do anything stupid.
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Dave Martin: You married Sophie.” - From the movie: The Lady Vanishes
“- Gilbert: Come on, sit down, take it easy. What's the trouble?
- Iris Henderson: If you must know, something fell on my head.
- Gilbert: When, infancy?” - From the movie: Jurassic Park III
“Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic.”
- From the movie: Seems Like Old Times
“- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: Your Honor, this is the kind of testimony that looks silly on the surface.
- Judge John Channing: On the surface, in the middle, and on the bottom.”
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