Stupidity quotes

“We're drunks, not fools.”
Nick Moran - Aramis

“- Detective Skinner: Don't be so fucking stupid.
- Tom Tom: I am fucking stupid.”
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner
Jeremy Davies - Tom Tom

“You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time... or you're the stupidest penguin who's ever lived!”
Jim Belushi - Rocko

“- George Knox: You're a jack-ass!
- Norton: No, I'm a pitcher.
- Whitt Bass: Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass.
- Jose Martinez: Sì, it's very common.”
Danny Glover - George Knox
Mark Cole - Norton
Neal McDonough - Whitt Bass
Israel Juarbe - Jose Martinez

“Any man who puts his life in the hands of a bunch of batteries is an idiot.”
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Jack Byrnes: What are you driving there? Ford?
- Greg Focker: Yeah it's a Taurus. Yeah, we were going to get a mid-size, but I figure, hey, we pull down decent bucks. Might as well go all out, and pop for the full-size.
- Jack Byrnes: Sure. Interesting color. You pick it?
- Greg Focker: Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Why?
- Jack Byrnes: Well,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Nick Frescia: Generally I recommend my men stay away from vodka, and stick with scotch and bourbon.
- Jo Ann: Why is that?
- Nick Frescia: So the brass will know they're drunk and not stupid.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé?
- John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
- Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Reinhold
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Sid: If it weren't for my mum's kindness, we'd be on the fucking streets!
- Nancy: Yeah? And if it weren't for your own stupidity, we'd be living in our own apartment in Paris, France!”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen

“- Minerva: Did you ever see such a lazy girl in your life?
- Calliope: Who are you calling lazy?
- Minerva: Not you, stupid, Cinderella!
- Calliope: Oh. Who are you calling stupid?”
Natalie Desselle Reid - Minerva
Veanne Cox - Calliope

“You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a moron to wanna be a fighter.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“I want to know one thing: Why, when you get around me, you start to behave like a goddamn, imbecilic, idiotic, totally moronic shithead?”

Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you were a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you're not so slow, But you're not so swell either. And it looks like you're an imbecile after all!”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“- Eddy: They're armed.
- Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
- Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Dexter Fletcher - Soap

“- Anton, the stuck-up bully: Gee George, you all done crying?
- George Little: Yeah! Are you all done being a jerk?
- Anton, the stuck-up bully: No!”
Miles Marsico - Anton
Jonathan Lipnicki - George Little

“- Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
- Ted Brooks: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
- Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!”
James Coburn - Thunder Jack
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“Harry, if you were born stupid you're now having a relapse.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Stella Wynkowski

“You can never really know the size of a person's brain until you have to clean it off the carpet, and let me tell you, Sleepy Joe had quite a brain.”
Gabriel Byrne - Ben London

“You better wise up, 'cause if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are, we're gonna have big problems, Ray!”
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“You're supposed to be stupid, son. Don't abuse the privilege.”

Warren Oates - Capt. Jack Braddock

“If Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“Oh my god… it's Capitol Barbie.”
J Barton - Timothy McGinn

“I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.”

Sally Field - Sassy

“Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.”

Ken Foree - Billy