Stupidity quotes

“- Gordon Fleming: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
- Phil: You mean aside from coming to work for you?... Well, I would have to say introducing Hank to Amy. That was pretty fucking stupid. I'd like to have that one back.”
Peter Mullan - Gordon Fleming
David Caruso - Phil

“- Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
- Jussac: You're under arrest.
- Aramis, Porthos: A fool.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Paul McGann - Jussac
Charlie Sheen - Aramis
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“If there's no room at the Hotel Genius, I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.”
Roberto Benigni - Driver - Rome

“What's happened to you? Have you been kissing ass so long, you're starting to like it?”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.”
Anthony Edwards - Goose

“When I say Mali you say bu mali BOO.”

Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Matty: You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
- Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
- Matty: You don't look lazy.”
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker
William Hurt - Ned Racine

“- Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
- Zorro The Gay Blade: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.”
Ron Leibman - Esteban
George Hamilton - Zorro

“- Eddie Leadbetter: We gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one?
- Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.”
Johnny Knoxville - Eddie Leadbetter
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk

“Goddamn, you must be the stupidest nigger I know. I don't know how you be tying your own goddamn shoelaces, as stupid as you is!”

Sean Nelson - Fresh

“- Cosmo Carboni: Frankie! My brother who isn't as handsome as you is as strong as Charles Atlas.
- Stitch: Your brother is a moron.
- Cosmo Carboni: Nah. He isn't a moron.”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Kevin Conway - Stitch

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“- Fowler: I have half a mind to ask Barclay for permission to beat you!
- Tommy Judd: Well, you've half a mind. We can all agree on that.”
Tristan Oliver - Fowler
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd

“- Corinne Burns: You are so jealous of me. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
- Billy: A cunt?
- Corinne Burns: Exactly.”
Diane Lane - Corinne Burns
Ray Winstone - Billy - Vocals for The Looters

“- Zac Hobson: Do you know you're beautiful?
- Joanne: Hey, are you calling me stupid?”
Bruno Lawrence - Zac Hobson
Alison Routledge - Joanne

“If there were gangs around like in the old days, I'd be running things, not you. You'd be second lieutenant. You might have gotten by for a while on the Motorcycle Boy's rep, but you have to be smart to run things. You ain't got your brother's brains. It's nothing personal, Rusty James, but nobody would follow you into a fight because you'd get...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicolas Cage - Smokey

“- Chili Palmer: How did you get in here?
- Ray Bones: It was easy. I told 'em I was you, I acted real stupid and they believed me.”

John Travolta - Chili Palmer
Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni

“She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed...”

John Travolta - Terl

- Francis: It ain't "D-E-R-E", it's "D-E-A-R". And "Sarah" ain't got no two R's, King. Damn, you dumb!
- King: It don't make no difference. She know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow.

Corey Glover - Francis
Keith David - King

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me.
- Amy Szalinski: I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.”
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski

“You know Bateman, I always knew that you were a jerk. I just until now thought that it was guilt by association.”
Christian Slater - Nick Woods

“- Leona: Honey, you'd do just fine if you just used your head a little more.
- Daisy: Yeah, well, don't worry about me. I'm gonna slingin' pizza for the rest of my life!”
Conchata Ferrell - Leona
Julia Roberts - Daisy

- Buffy Gilmore: Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
- Brenda Meeks: Oh please. The press only wanna interview the most ignorant person they find.
- Shorty Meeks: I'm on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son.
Shannon Elizabeth - Buffy Gilmore
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks

“- Ponyboy Curtis: I'm freezing, man.
- Dallas Winston: Why didn't you bring a coat, stupid?
- Ponyboy Curtis: I forgot.”
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston