Stupidity quotes

“- Mike Downey: You know, Angela, I've been thinking.
- Angela de Marco: Well, there you go, working without tools again”
Matthew Modine - Mike Downey
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco

“You have more talent in one lug nut than a lot of cars have in their whole body. But you're stupid.”

Richard Petty - The King

“- Smokey Adams: Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- Pomeroy Watson: Yeah, and I come out the same way.”
Bud Abbott - Smokey Adams
Lou Costello - Pomeroy Watson

“You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“You really are incredibly stupid, aren't you? I like that in a man.”
Sean Young - Lola Cain

“You know what I see when I look at you, Darrell? I see me. I see me when I was young and stupid.”

Ernie Hudson - Principal Claude Rolle

“What's that? Your IQ, or the size of your dick?”
Kathleen Turner - Vic

“Keep Patty away from Larry - suck the intelligence right out of her.”
Steve Martin - Gil

“- Agador: My father was the shaman of his tribe and my mother was the high priestess.
- Armand Goldman: So why the hell did they move to New Jersey?
- Agador: I don't know, they're so stupid.”
Hank Azaria - Agador
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“I'm not an idiot. I'm like an idiot savant, I just haven't found my savant yet.”
Mark Benton - Ricky

“- Gilbert: I just had the most idiotic idea.
- Iris Henderson: I quite believe that....”
Michael Redgrave - Gilbert
Margaret Lockwood - Iris Henderson

“The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.”
Jerry Lucas - The Sacré-Coeur Boy

“I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.”
Khleo Thomas - Zero

“- Sundance Kid: Now let me tell you something. I could drop you right here. So don't be telling me how stupid I am. I'm as smart as you are. Now, you got that?
- Butch Cassidy: Now with that in your hand, you're a damn genius!”

William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy

“- Sidney Young: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
- Alison Olsen: I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.”
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young
Kirsten Dunst - Alison Olsen

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

The guy wants to run for president, he thinks "Moby Dick" is a venereal disease.
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary

“- Annabel: Of course he'll be gorgeous.
- Kelly: Will he be gay?
- Abbie Reynolds: My God, will your kids be stupid?”

Suzanne Krull - Annabel
Linda Larkin - Kelly
Madonna - Abbie Reynolds

“- Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
- Jamie Munro: What?
- Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.”
Joanna Levesque - Cassie Munro
Cheryl Hines - Jamie Munro

“You've got nothing, absolutely nothing. No brains, no power, no future, no hope, no God. The only thing you believe in is me. What are you if you don't have me. I'm not afraid see. I come in here every night, I make my case, I make my point, I say what I believe in. I tell you what you are, I have to, I have no choice! You frighten me! I come in...” (continue)(continue reading)

Eric Bogosian - Barry

“Just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.”
Josh Lucas - Jake Perry

- Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you?
- Teddy: Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
- Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Max Mercy: You read my mind.
- Roy Hobbs: That takes all of three seconds.”
Robert Duvall - Max Mercy
Robert Redford - Roy Hobbs

“- News Reporter: Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?
- Tommy: Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
- Zalinsky: Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?
- Tommy: Ha ha ha, why?”

Sandi Stahlbrand - News Reporter
Chris Farley - Tommy
Dan Aykroyd - Zalinsky

“Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl - stylish, slender, of course... worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don't know- disappointing and, um... stupid.”

Meryl Streep - Miranda Priestly