Stupidity quotes
598 stupidity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Horse Feathers
“Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.”
- From the movie: Trapped in Paradise
“In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.”
- From the movie: There's Something About Mary
- From the movie: Bullets Over Broadway
“Suddenly I'm taking suggestions from some strong-arm man with an IQ of minus 50.”
- From the movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight
“- Samantha Caine (Charly): Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
- Mitch Henessey: I took lessons.” - From the movie: FernGully: The Last Rainforest
“- Zak: I'm positive.
- Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.” - From the movie: Paradise Alley
“That guy's too stupid to be scared. He's a primitive.”
- From the movie: Oxygen
“That was a dumb monolouge.”
- From the movie: New Jersey Drive
“You have the right to be stupid as geek motherfuckers.”
- From the movie: Hopscotch
- From the movie: Airplane!
“Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.”
- From the movie: 2 Days in the Valley
“I know we're Valley detectives so we're not all that bright, but how stupid does he think we are?”
- From the movie: Agnes of God
“- Doctor Martha Livingston: Agnes, how do you feel about babies?
- Sister Agnes: Oh, they frighten me; I'm afraid I'll drop them. They have a soft spot on their heads, and if you drop them so they land on their heads, they become stupid. I was dropped on my head; that's why I don't understand things.
- Doctor Martha Livingston: Like what?
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dance Me Outside
“Don't be so hard on yourself, Clarence. It's not your fault your brain is the same size as your dick!”
- From the movie: Forrest Gump
“- Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
- Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny Curran says nothing]
- Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.” - From the movie: The Lion King
“I'm surrounded by idiots.”
- From the movie: The Hudsucker Proxy
“Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.”
- From the movie: SLC Punk!
“- Mark: Here you go, but be careful, that stuff'll make you stupid.
[someone throws a beer can at Stevo]
- Stevo: Fuck you.
- Mark: Well, stupider than you already are.” - From the movie: Road House
- From the movie: The Private Eyes
“- Inspector Winship: How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead?
- Dr. Tart: Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter.
- Inspector Winship: If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?
- Dr. Tart: Are you saying I killed Lord Morley?
- Inspector Winship: No!...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Pale Rider
“- Teddy Conway: Where are you going Mr Hull?
- Hull Barret: I'm going into town
- Teddy Conway: Ain't that kinda dumb after what happened last time?” - From the movie: Paradise Alley
- From the movie: Blank Check
“- Henry: You know what they say about gold.
- Preston Waters: He who has the gold makes the rules?
- Henry: No, no, no, no, no, no. A fool and his gold are soon parted.” - From the movie: Mallrats
“- Shannon: You wanna say something?
- Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand 'em all.” - From the movie: Jack Frost
“- Natalie: Go pick on someone as dumb as you!
- Rory Buck: As dumb as me?
- Natalie: I hope you know that school bullies make up 75% of our prison population.”
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