Adam Sandler quotes
- From the movie: Grown Ups 2
“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.” - From the movie: Little Nicky
“- Adrian: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.
- Nicky: I'm ready for ya'. [Adrian punches Nicky] I guess I wasn't ready.” - From the movie: Mr. Deeds
- From the movie: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
“- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!
- Zohan: No!
- James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!” - From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.” - From the movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
“- Larry Valentine: You know what, I cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid ugly face tonight, so don't bother coming in the bedroom.
- Chuck Levine: Oh, wouldn't dream of it, honey!
- Larry Valentine: You are a lousy best friend, and a shitty husband!
- Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
- From the movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
“- Chuck Levine: Larry, look at us, we're not gay! But if we were gay, don't you think I'd be with someone a little hotter-looking than you? I'm Mr February, for God's sake. It would be like the Prom King fooling around with a tuba player.
- Larry Valentine: Oh great, I play tuba.
- Chuck Levine: Larry, I love you, but I'm not in love with you,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Lenny Feder: Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?
- Eric Lamonsoff: Thinking about it.” - From the movie: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
“- Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.
- Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.” - From the movie: Pixels
“- Sam Brenner: Did you play 'Space Invaders' recently?
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: Yes. How did you know? Why?
- Sam Brenner: Cuz you're invading my space. Back off.” - From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Pixels
“- Sam Brenner: Oh, God no!
- Violet: Oh, God no what?
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: He ate the power pellet. That means Pac-Man has only ten seconds before he eats us!” - From the movie: Mr. Deeds
- From the movie: Pixels
“- Sam Brenner: Is it your birthday?
- Matty: No. My parents are getting a divorce.
- Sam Brenner: Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays.” - From the movie: Billy Madison
- From the movie: Click
“- Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?
- Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe.” - From the movie: The Waterboy
“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
- From the movie: Grown Ups
- From the movie: Mr. Deeds
- Longfellow Deeds: My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say: "stop whining".
- Babe Bennett: But that's awful!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I said it every day. - From the movie: Pixels
“- Matty: Classics you mean 'Halo' and 'Call of Duty'?
- Sam Brenner: No. The real classics. 'Defender'. 'Pac-man'. 'Astroids'. Games you play in an arcade which was a building outside of your house. You would go there with your friends, listen to music, cute girls everywhere. In ancient times, they call it 'socializing'.” - From the movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
“- Larry Valentine: Chuck. What's going on, man?
- Chuck Levine: Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
- Larry Valentine: What?
- Chuck Levine: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Pixels
“- Sam Brenner: Pac-Man's faster than I remember.
- Eddie Plant: Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.”
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