Ben Stiller movie quotes

“First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“- Tony Perkis: You picked the wrong man to mess with.
- Josh Burnbalm: [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis
Shaun Weiss - Josh Burnbalm

“- Steve Arlo: $5 million, so you can kill someone right away instead of a day later.
- Gregory Stark: No, no. For $5 million, you do it.”
Ben Stiller - Steve Arlo
Ryan O'Neal - Gregory Stark

“- Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious?
- Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess, uh, I guess I'm, uh, a non-practicing Jew.
- Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.”
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce
Ben Stiller - Michael Grates