Bill Murray movie quotes

“- Baloo: Forget about your worries and your strife.
- Mowgli: What's that?
- Baloo: That's a song about the good life.”

Bill Murray - Baloo
Neel Sethi - Mowgli

“- Daka: My water is broken!
- Vincent: Call a plumber.”
Naomi Watts - Daka
Bill Murray - Vincent

“We think they see all our flaws. But, that's not what they are looking to find when they look to us.”

Bill Murray - FDR

“- Rudy: I like her.
- Tripper: You're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed.”

Chris Makepeace - Rudy
Bill Murray - Tripper

“The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor that will steamroll you if you're not watching.”
Bill Murray - Carson Welch

“For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Bertie: They didn't want me as their king.
- FDR: I didn't know they voted for that in England.”
Samuel West - Bertie
Bill Murray - FDR

“- Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
- Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.”
Brad Garrett - Luca
Bill Murray - Garfield

- Terry, the Banker: It is what it is.
- Vincent: "It is what it is"? Everyone's saying that now. You know what it means? You're screwed, and you shall remain screwed.
Nate Corddry - Terry, the Banker
Bill Murray - Vincent

“What kind of warlord throws a pool party on a weekday?”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz

“- Charlotte: That was the worst lunch.
- Bob Harris: So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Tripper: Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?
- Roxanne: Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
- Tripper: Ok, we're even. 3 years of this. I don't think I have many lines left. Frankly, Roxanne, I'm frightened.
- Roxanne: No. Don't go human on me now, Tripper.”

Bill Murray - Tripper
Kate Lynch - Roxanne

“- Elaine: It was in the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chloe Webb - Elaine
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Carl Spackler: I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.
- The Bishop: You're right. Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life.
[a thunder strikes]”
Bill Murray - Carl Spackler
Henry Wilcoxon - The Bishop

“- Bunny Breckinridge: How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.”
Bill Murray - Bunny Breckinridge
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.”
Bill Murray - John Bosley

“- Richie Lanz: I heard a girl singing just now. Right over there. A Pashtun girl.
- Riza: No. Impossible.
- Richie Lanz: The girl in the red burka. We saw her today.
- Riza: No, Pashtun women cannot. They are forbidden to sing.
- Richie Lanz: The chick in the red burka didn't get the memo.”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Arian Moayed - Riza

“- Jon: What am I gonna do with you?
- Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.”
Breckin Meyer - Jon
Bill Murray - Garfield

“Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?”
Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken

“It's your professionalism that I respect.”

Bill Murray - Arthur Denton

“- Police Constable Cochrane: So what's the pay like then?
- Wallace Ritchie: They pay all your expenses, you're licensed to kill, but there's a down side.
- Police Constable Cochrane: What's that?
- Wallace Ritchie: Torture.
- Police Constable Cochrane: There's the women, though.
- Wallace Ritchie: Well, they're nice after the torture. Believe me.”

Roger Morlidge - Police Constable Cochrane
Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie

“Do yourself a favor. Get a life. Stop living mine.”

Bill Murray - Vincent

“- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: I just got here and I haven't...
- Marty Lewis: Wait! What do you mean you just got there?
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Yeah. Right. Minutes ago.
- Marty Lewis: You left on Tuesday. Today's Saturday.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: That happened to you, too? That's weird. The same mix-up happened to me this morning!”
Bill Murray - Hunter S. Thompson
Bruno Kirby - Marty Lewis

“- Phil: Do you know what today is?
- Rita: No, what?
- Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Andie MacDowell - Rita

“- Tripper: I'm takin' the CITs on an overnight for the next couple days so you're gonna have to do your own training, son. I want you to run two miles today and two and a half tomorrow.
- Rudy: I've never run that far.
- Tripper: Neither have I but somebody's gotta do it. I can't be expected to do it. Somebody's gotta do it, and it can't be me....” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Tripper
Chris Makepeace - Rudy