Bill Murray movie quotes

“- Ernie McCracken: Oh, creepy! I'm sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?
- Roy: You know, in the last 17 years, a day hasn't gone by that I haven't thought about what I'd say to you if I ever ran into you again.
- Ernie McCracken: I bet!”

Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“- Shane Detorre: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself?
- Frank Detorre: I think about you all the time.
- Shane Detorre: Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?
- Frank Detorre: Yeah, it was a turkey Slim Jim!”
Elena Franklin - Shane Detorre
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
- Bob Harris: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“Even if we win, if we win! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Tripper

“If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!”
Bill Murray - Grimm

“- Bank Guard: What the hell kind of clown are you?
- Grimm: The crying on the inside kind, I guess.”
Bob Elliott - Bank Guard
Bill Murray - Grimm

“- Rita: Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
- Phil: It was the end of a very long day.”

Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers!”

Bill Murray - John

“- John Winger: I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
- Russell Ziskey: You still have your health.”
Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“Your mother - God bless her soul - didn't believe the old-fashioned ideas about nursing and breast-feeding and all that. Uh-uh. You were fed cheeseburgers as a baby, and look at you. You're as big as a house, you're as strong as a bull, you smell like a cow. Your cholesterol's probably a little high, but they have medicince for that now; you can...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Ms. Kawasaki: He wants you to turn and look in camera. Okay?
- Bob Harris: Is that all he said?”

Akiko Takeshita - Ms. Kawasaki
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“Good morning, Gil. I said, good morning, Gil.”

Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“There are people who are having trouble making their miracle happen; there are people who don't have enough to eat, there are people who are cold, you can go out and say hello to these people. You can take an old blanket out of the closet and go to them and say 'Here!', you can make them a sandwich and say 'oh by the way, here!'.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Claire Phillips: Why are you so angry?
- Frank Cross: Why haven't you learned how to button a coat?”
Karen Allen - Claire Phillips
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“Short and sweet? How very Japanese of you.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“99 kinds of wings! 128 different dipping sauces! You love math, crunch the numbers on that - and tell me the possibilities aren't infinite!”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Jon: Garfield, did you eat all four boxes of lasagna?
- Garfield: It's not my fault. They started it.”
Breckin Meyer - Jon
Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Festival Director: That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
- Steve Zissou: Revenge.”
Antonio Monda - Festival Director
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“There are two kinds of people in this country, the doomed and the screwheads. Savage tribal thugs who live off their legal incomes, brow deep out there; no respect for human dignity. They don't know what you and I understand, you know what I mean.”

Bill Murray - Hunter S. Thompson

“- Rudy: Do you like her?
- Tripper: I feel sorry for her, you know. She's got a glass eye. And, uh, I'm one of the few people who knows exactly which eye to look at when they're talking to her, so she's sort of fixated on me.”

Chris Makepeace - Rudy
Bill Murray - Tripper

“I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you, something happened to me. I never told you but I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bill Murray - Phil

“- Dana Barrett: After dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, no! I have all new cheap moves.”
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.”
Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken

“- Loomis: It was an accident, Phyllis.
- Phyllis: Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.
- Grimm: True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Bill Murray - Grimm