Bill Murray movie quotes

“- Wendy: Tripper, I'm looking forward to some action this summer. I hope you can supply it.
- Tripper: I'll supply it for you, but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz!”
Cindy Girling - Wendy
Bill Murray - Tripper

“It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain.”
Bill Murray - Larry Darrell

“I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“It's always got to be smashing and crashing. Nobody poisons anymore.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“You know, they say an elephant never forgets. But what they don't tell you is that you never forget an elephant.”
Bill Murray - Jack Corcoran

“- Chief Rotzinger: Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.
- Grimm: Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.”
Jason Robards - Chief Rotzinger
Bill Murray - Grimm

“I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.”
Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Dr. Leo Marvin: Are you married?
- Bob Wiley: I'm divorced.
- Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that?
- Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
- Dr. Leo Marvin: I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“This rescue thing is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?”
Bill Murray - Garfield

“I'm reliving the same day over and over.”

Bill Murray - Phil

“- Ox: It doesn't seem fair.
- John: Fair? Who cares about fair? The world isn't fair. Truth is fair. Is it fair that you were born like this? No! They're not expecting somebody like you in there, Ox. They're expected one of these slugs. You're different. You're weird. You're a mutant. You're a killer. You're a trained killer. You're a lean......” (continue)(continue reading)
John Candy - Ox
Bill Murray - John

“- Oliver: He's paying me hourly.
- Vincent: I'm showing him how the world works. You work, you get paid, you drink.
- Maggie: You're drinking alcohol?
- Vincent: ...I honestly don't remember.”
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver
Bill Murray - Vincent
Melissa McCarthy - Maggie

“Nothing lasts forever!”
Bill Murray - Ted Breughel

“Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. You guys split 'em up however you want.”

Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Sandy McFiddish: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
- Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
- Sandy McFiddish: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
- Carl Spackler: We can do that... we don't even have to have a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas A. Carlin - Sandy McFiddish
Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“- Sgt. Hulka: Men, welcome to the United States Army. I'm Sergeant Hulka. I'm your drill sergeant. Before we proceed any further, we gotta get something straight. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now. It's just you, me, and Uncle Sam. And before I leave you, you're gonna find out that me and Uncle Sam are one in the same.
- John:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Warren Oates - Sgt. Hulka
Bill Murray - John

“- Charlotte: 25 years. It's impressive.
- Bob Harris: You sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

- Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
- Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
David Margulies - Mayor
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Charlotte: What are you doing here?
- Bob Harris: A couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday and getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere. The good news is, the whiskey works.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- James Cross: You know what they say about people who treat other people bad on the way up?
- Frank Cross: Yeah, you get to treat 'em bad on the way back down too. It's great, you get two chances to rough 'em up.”
John Murray - James Cross
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“Enjoy your fright.”

Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, "au revoir, gopher".

Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.”
Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
- Dana Barrett: When you started introducing me as the old ball and chain, that's when I left.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett