Bill Murray movie quotes

“What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes?”
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“- Loomis: You aren't going to hit me again are you?
- Grimm: I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.
- Loomis: Yeah, but it was me you hit!”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Bill Murray - Grimm

“Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but... it is just for the money, isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?”

Bill Murray - Jeff

“- Russell: John, do you think I'm officer material?
- John: God, I'm worried about you.
- Russell: Come on! I'm in good shape, I'm walking tall, I'm looking good. First weekend in Europe.
- John: Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar... guarding a truck!
- Russell: We've got each other.”
Harold Ramis - Russell
Bill Murray - John

“- Phil: What if there were no tomorrow?
- Gus: No tomorrow? That would mean there would be no consequences, there would be no hangovers. We could do whatever we wanted!”
Bill Murray - Phil
Rick Ducommun - Gus

“- Grimm: I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.
- Phyllis: Martinique?
- Loomis: Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.
- Grimm: What did you know about Fiji?
- Loomis: Well... nothing.”
Bill Murray - Grimm
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Randy Quaid - Loomis

“- Dana Barrett: You're much better than you realize. You don't give yourself enough credit.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I need to hear that kind of stuff. You know, if I had this kind of stuff for like on a 24-hour basis, I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century.”
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Phil: Do you ever have déjà-vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
- Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Angela Paton - Mrs. Lancaster

- Ned Plimpton: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
- Steve Zissou: You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve". You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Owen Wilson - Ned Plimpton
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

Next week on "World of the Psychic". Hairless cats... weird.

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“At first I thought he was a pain but, he's grown on me like a wart you wanna have removed until you realized it defines you in some funny way.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Eleanor Zissou: Oh, Shit. What do you want?
- Steve Zissou: Do you mind if I butter you up a little before I answer that question?
- Eleanor Zissou: Yes, I do. Tell me now.
- Steve Zissou: I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
- Eleanor...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“- Dr. Egon Spengler: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: 105-years-old, he hung in there, didn't he?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.”
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“I'll make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'll teach him how to drink out of the toilet.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Herman Blume: What's the secret, Max?
- Max Fischer: The secret?
- Herman Blume: You seem to have it pretty figured out.
- Max Fischer: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life.”
Bill Murray - Herman Blume
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
Bill Murray - Phil

“- Dana Barrett: Zuul was the minion of Gozer. What's Gozer?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
- Dana Barrett: Well, what's he doing in my ice box?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm working on that.”

Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“I was never really frightened by the bopheads and the potheads with their silliness never really frightened me either, but these goddam screwheads, they terrify me. And the poor doomed, the young, and the silly, the honest, the weak, the Italians... they're doomed, they're lost, they're helpless, they're somebody else's meal, they're like pigs...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Hunter S. Thompson

“I'm a motivator, not a physical therapist.”
Bill Murray - Jack Corcoran

“I killed myself so many times I don't even exist anymore.”
Bill Murray - Phil

“You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!”

Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Dana Barrett: His name is Oscar.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog. You poor man. You poor, poor man.”
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“Please don't make fun of me. I just wanted to flirt with you.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“- Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor.
- Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge?
- Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
- Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.”
Jeff Goldblum - Alistair Hennessey
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou