Bill Murray movie quotes

“- Vincent: You need to defend yourself, or you get mowed down.
- Oliver: I'm small, if you haven't noticed.
- Vincent: Yeah, so was Hitler.
- Oliver: That's a horrible comparison.
- Vincent: Indeed. Making a point, though.”
Bill Murray - Vincent
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver

“- Garfield: Oh baby, you smell so good.
- Arlene: You think I'm gonna fall for a line like that?
- Garfield: I can already taste you from here, my love, my desire. I worship you. I dream of you. I'm humbled, and crumbled in your presence.
- Arlene: Garfield, I didn't realise your feelings ran so deep.”

Bill Murray - Garfield
Debra Messing - Arlene

- Richie Lanz: Thanks for not killing me.
- Tariq: [answers in Pashtun]
- Richie Lanz: What did he say?
- Riza: "The day is not over yet".
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Fahim Fazli - Tariq
Arian Moayed - Riza

“- Baloo: Why don't we just settle down for a minute it's gotten late. Too late to travel. So why don't we just have a little honey?
- Bagheera: I don't eat honey.
- Baloo: No problem i'll eat the honey.”
Bill Murray - Baloo
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera

- Oliver: Sorry, Vin, for your loss.
- Vincent: Never understood... wh-wh-why people say that.
- Oliver: They don't know what else to say.
- Vincent: How about "What was she like?", "Do you miss her?", or "What are you gonna do now?"
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver
Bill Murray - Vincent

“We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Bagheera: Come on, Mowgli. Let's be on our way.
- Mowgli: But I'm helping Baloo get ready for hibernation.
- Bagheera: Bears don't hibernate in the jungle.
- Baloo: Not full hibernation, but I nap a lot.”
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera
Neel Sethi - Mowgli
Bill Murray - Baloo

“- Vincent: You never seen Abbott and Costello?
- Oliver: No, sir. Are they old?
- Vincent: No. They're dead. That's the oldest you can be.
- Oliver: Or the youngest. Time freezes when you're dead.”
Bill Murray - Vincent
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“Pressure? Yeah there was some pressure, I mean I didn't wanna lose to a guy with a hook.”

Bill Murray - Ernie McCracken

- Tripper: Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands". You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.
- Roxanne: Maybe you can have surgery without them knowing.
- Tripper: Heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!
Bill Murray - Tripper
Kate Lynch - Roxanne

“Maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe He's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long He knows everything.”
Bill Murray - Phil

“My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“You love her? I own her!”

Bill Murray - Frank Milo

“- Richie Lanz: There are four sacred bonds in this life, a parent and child, a husband and wife, a priest and confessor... and manager-talent.
- Bombay Brian: What about doctor-patient?”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: We've taken our own head count. There seem to be six million completely miserable assholes living in the tri-state area.
- Hardemeyer: Oh, please!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Excuse me, six million and one.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Kurt Fuller - Hardemeyer

“- Phil: I'm a god.
- Rita: You're God?
- Phil: I'm a god - I'm not the God, I don't think.
- Rita: Because you survived a car wreck?
- Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Andie MacDowell - Rita

“You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“You couldn't invent someone like Carl Lazlo. He was a... he was one of a kind. He was a mutant. A real heavyweight water buffalo type... who could chew his way through a concrete wall and spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk and look good in doing it.”
Bill Murray - Hunter S. Thompson

“- Raleigh St. Clair: You've made a cuckold of me.
- Margot Tenenbaum: I know.
- Raleigh St. Clair: Many times over.
- Margot Tenenbaum: I'm sorry.
- Raleigh St. Clair: And you nearly killed your poor brother.”
Bill Murray - Raleigh St. Clair
Gwyneth Paltrow - Margot Tenenbaum

“- Frank Cross: Quick! What time is it?
- Eliot Loudermilk: Somebody stole my watch!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait - Eliot Loudermilk

“- Phil: Something is... different.
- Rita: Good or bad?
- Phil: Anything different is good.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Andie MacDowell - Rita

“Don't ever become a pencil-pusher kid, they're spineless.”

Bill Murray - Vincent

“- FDR: Sir, my mother does not approve of cocktails. And thinks you might rather have a cup of tea?
- Bertie: My mother would have said the same thing. Actually, I prefer a cocktail.
- FDR: A man after my own heart.”
Bill Murray - FDR
Samuel West - Bertie

“- Bill Ubell: Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...
- Steve Zissou: Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.”
Bud Cort - Bill Ubell
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou