Bill Murray movie quotes

“Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“The reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow.”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!”
Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie

“The real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Tripper

“You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog. That's bad even for you.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“- Rita: It's beautiful. I don't know what to say.
- Phil: I do. Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now... because I love you.”
Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“- Male Student: I didn't know you were gonna be giving me electric shocks. What are trying to prove here, anyway?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effect on negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
- Male Student: Effect? I'll tell you the effect is, it's pissing me off!”
Steven Tash - Male Student
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
- Ralph: That about sums it up for me.”
Bill Murray - Phil
Rick Overton - Ralph

“- Lori: What are you? C.I.A., Mafia?
- Wallace Ritchie: Both.”
Joanne Whalley - Lori
Bill Murray - Wallace Ritchie

“You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- The Prosecutor: So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?”
Janet Margolin - The Prosecutor
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“It's very easy to love someone like you.”

Bill Murray - Larry Darrell

“- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.”

Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone.”
Bill Murray - Herman Blume

“- Frank Cross: I get it. You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father, and I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
- Ghost of Christmas Past: That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
David Johansen - Ghost of Christmas Past

“- Michael Jordan: Okay, somebody steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before time runs out.
- Bill Murray: Don't lose that confidence, okay, paws and wings in here, all right!”
Michael Jordan - Himself
Bill Murray - Himself

“- Russell: Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL?
- John: No, I'm deserting.
- Russell: You idiot! You desert now, it's a federal offense!
- John: I'll take my chances with the feds!”

Harold Ramis - Russell
Bill Murray - John

“- The Prosecutor: Dr. Venkman, would you please tell the court why you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of 1st Avenue?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, there are so many holes in 1st Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice.”
Janet Margolin - The Prosecutor
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Frank Cross: Same old Claire... still trying to save the world.
- Claire Phillips: You still trying to run it?”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Karen Allen - Claire Phillips

“- Tripper: He's a sex machine.
- Wendy: He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum!
- Tripper: I went out with him one night and he got off six nurses by himself, and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning!”

Bill Murray - Tripper
Cindy Girling - Wendy

“- Rita: I’m amazed. And I’m not easily amazed.
- Phil: About what?
- Rita: About how you can start a day with one kind of expectation and end up so completely different.”
Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“I must be in love, I just lied about my sign.”
Bill Murray - Jack Corcoran

“Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill them.”
Bill Murray - Frank Milo

“- Carl Spackler: Your place got a pool?
- Ty Webb: We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... pond'd be good for you.”
Bill Murray - Carl Spackler
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb