Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- North: What are you? Some kind of guardian angel?
- Narrator: Well I guess you can say that because in a manner of speaking we at Federal Express feel that we are guardians. Guardians of your most important packages and priority communique.”
Elijah Wood - North
Bruce Willis - Narrator

“- Malcolm Crowe: What do you think these ghosts want when they talk to you? I want you to think about it, Cole. I want you to think about it really carefully.
- Cole Sear: Just help.
- Malcolm Crowe: That's right. That's what I think too. They just want help, even the scary ones. I think I might know a way to make them go away.
- Cole Sear:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear

“- Lucy Kolinski: You try and keep it down up here, okay, my room is right underneath.
- John Smith: I'll try not to make too much noise when I'm jumpin' up and down on the bed.”
Alexandra Powers - Lucy Kolinski
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Det. Nick Detillo: There's an old Italian saying: Never scald your tongue on another man's soup.
- Tom Hardy: Yeah? There's an old Irish saying: Don't listen to old Italian sayings.”
Dennis Farina - Capt. Nick Detillo
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“- Harry S. Stamper: AJ, I got just five words for you: damn glad to see you boy!
- A.J. Frost: That's six words.”
Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper
Ben Affleck - A.J. Frost

“- Joe Hallenbeck: Where are you goin'?
- Jimmy Dix: To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.
- Joe Hallenbeck: No, I'll pass.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“- Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? It might be important.
- Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.”

Kim Chan - Mr. Kim
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Grant: You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- John McClane: Story of my life.”
John Amos - Grant
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Milo: You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.”
Taylor Negron - Milo
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Malcolm Crowe: Vincent Gray. I do remember you. Quiet, very smart, compassionate. Unusually compassionate.
- Vincent Gray: You forgot cursed.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Donnie Wahlberg - Vincent Grey

“- Joe Hallenbeck: Ratings are down. So you're gonna bribe some senators to legalize gambling.
- Sheldon Marcone: Legalize sports gambling. You see, with all the heroes gone, legalized gambling is about the only thing that'll save the beast.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Noble Willingham - Sheldon Marcone

“- Trudeau: Alright, we've got a body in the morgue that seems to have died twice. Assuming it's not a computer error, what do we assume?
- John McClane: That somebody's about to seriously fuck with this airport.”
Fred Thompson - Trudeau
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Jo Christman: We shouldn't be doing this - we're partners.
- Tom Hardy: We should be shot.
- Jo Christman: We should shoot each other.
- Tom Hardy: Too much paperwork.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“- John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
- Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
James Shigeta - Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi

“- Marvin: You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it?
- John McClane: How 'bout I let you live?
- Marvin: Man knows how to bargain.”
Tom Bower - Marvin
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me 'cause you're a racist!
- Zeus Carver: What?
- John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me 'cause I'm white!
- Zeus Carver: I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“- James Cole: I was supposed to be 1996.
- Louie: Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better. You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt!”
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Harry O'Toole - Louie

“- John McClane: Here take this.
- Zeus Carver: How's it work?
- John McClane: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
- Zeus Carver: Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker.
- John McClane: Sue me.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“- Tom Hardy: Why did you change your testimony?
- Jo Christman: Why do you think?
- Tom Hardy: You cheat good.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries

“I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Butch Coolidge: I think I cracked a rib.
- Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
- Butch Coolidge: No, retard, from the fight.”
Bruce Willis - Butch Coolidge
Maria de Medeiros - Fabienne

“- General William Devereaux: Do you think that I would hesitate to kill you, or every Federal Agent in this room, if I thought it was in the best interest of my country?
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: No, no, no, you wouldn't hesitate, I know that. But they might. Give the order. Make murderers out of these young kids, give the order.”

Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard

“- Dr. Bob Moore: Why don't we just drop our pants and see who's got the bigger dick? Then we can go back and have a nice, civilized breakfast.
- Dr. Bill Capa: Wouldn't be civilized.
- Dr. Bob Moore: Why?
- Dr. Bill Capa: You'd be sulking!”
Scott Bakula - Bob Moore
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“This has got to be the weirdest day of my life... well, so far.”

Bruce Willis - Voice of Mikey