Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- Zeus Carvr: I told you 9th Avenue is the quickest way south.
- John McClane: Stop all the goddamn yellin'! I know what I'm doing.
- Zeus Carver: Not even God knows what you're doing!”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
- Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.”
Milla Jovovich - Leeloo
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Jimmy Dix: What, you don't believe in love?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I believe in love; I also believe in cancer.
- Jimmy Dix: What, they're both diseases?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Something like that.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“Free association writing is when you take a pencil in your hand and you put the pencil to a piece of paper and you start writing. You don't look at or think about what you're writing. And after a while, you keep writing long enough, words and thoughts come out that you didn't even know you had in you. It could be something you heard, something...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“Maybe you need a drink to ease the pain of being wrong!”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“If you're going to live in a whorehouse, there's only one thing you can do: be the best damn whore around.”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow

“Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Goodkat

“That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“I know that I've got something broken. And I know that it's gonna take some time to get it fixed.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

- James Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
- Dr. Owen Fletcher: We don't use the term "crazy," Mr. Cole.
- James Cole: Well, you've got some real nuts here.
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Frank Gorshin - Dr. Fletcher

“- Hudson Hawk: Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.
- Anna Baragli: I know. I got bored so I saved myself.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.”
Bruce Willis - Hartigan

“- John McClane: Captain Lorenzo?
- Carmine Lorenzo: Yeah.
- John McClane: John McClane.
- Carmine Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah. I know who you are. You're the asshole that's just broke seven FAA and five District of Columbia regulations, running around my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?
- John McClane: Self-defense.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Dennis Franz - Carmine Lorenzo

“- Deirdre Lefever: Look, you're turning forty tomorrow, you haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life... and no, no, money doesn't count. You're virtually friendless, you barely talk to your family, and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever meant anything to you.
- Russ Duritz: Who, Amy? Oh, come on, she's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jean Smart - Deirdre Lafever
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“You give your car keys to your best friend, who takes your car and drives the old lady to a hospital. You stay behind with the love of your life.”

Bruce Willis - Jack Mosley

“- Malcolm Crowe: Have you done any free association writing, Cole?
- Cole Sear: Yes.
- Malcolm Crowe: What did you write?
- Cole Sear: Upset words.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear

“- John McClane: You now how to use a handgun, Bill?
- Hans Gruber: I spent a weekend at a combat ranch. You know where they shoot red paint, but it sounds stupid to you.
- John McClane: Well, time for the real thing, Bill. All you gotta do is pull the trigger.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Alan Rickman - Hans Gruber

“Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“That is the altar where they worship food!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- John McClane: That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.
- Carmine Lorenzo: You'd be a surprised what I make in a month.
- John McClane: If it's more than a dollar ninety-eight I'd be very surprised.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Dennis Franz - Carmine Lorenzo

“It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Fog: I've never negotiated before.
- Korben Dallas: Do you mind if I try?
- Fog: No, sure, sure, sure.
- Fog: We're sending somebody in to negotiate!
[Korben Dallas walks into the room and shoots Aknot between the eyes]”

Lee Evans - Fog
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Darwin Mayflower: We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
- Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
- Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“The funny thing about people, one time out of a hundred they turn out better than you expect.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith