Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- John McClane: Listen, you fail I cover your ass. I fail you cover my ass!
- Zeus Carver: And if we both fail?
- John McClane: Then we're both fucked.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“- Tom Hardy: How was California?
- Danny Detillo: Sunny.
- Tom Hardy: Sunny? You've been out there two years and that's all you've got to say?
- Danny Detillo: The Simpsons are on an hour earlier.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Tom Sizemore - Det. Danny Detillo

“- Terek Murad: The MVD killed my brother. For that, I will see they drown in blood. But to their allies in America, I wish to send a message - a very public message. I wish to strike fear into the marrow of their bones. Can you kill this person?
- The Jackal: Yes. If I take this job, I'll have to disappear. Forever. So if you want me to do this,...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Hayman - Terek Murad
Bruce Willis - The Jackal

“I remember being afraid for that little boy. All alone, down that well, not knowing if anybody's going to get him out. First time I was ever really afraid when I was a kid.”
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“- Sarah Hallenbeck: You were never around. You know what? Fuck you, Joe. I was lonely!
- Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.”

Chelsea Field - Sarah Hallenbeck
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“After a while you stop hearing your bones break, your teeth rattle. You just concentrate on holding tight to that little part right at the center. The rest doesn't matter. They're gonna take the rest anyway.”

Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Cole Sear: They used to hang people here.
- Stanley Cunningham: No, that... mm-mm, that's not correct. Where'd you hear that?
- Cole Sear: They'd pull the people in, crying and kissing their families 'bye. People watching would spit at them.
- Stanley Cunningham: Uh, Cole, this building was a legal courthouse. Laws were passed here. Some of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bruce Willis - Stanley Cunningham
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear

“- Muddy Grimes: You guys are late.
- Butt-head: Really? Did we miss Baywatch?”
Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes
Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“I would like some wine in a glass, I would not like it in a mug, I would not like it in a jug.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Tom Mix: I fell in love with a beautiful woman who believed a man was not a complete lover unless he knew how to tango.
- Cheryl King: She didn't give you much choice.
- Tom Mix: I took lessons for years.
- Wyatt Earp: And what was this young lady's vocation?
- Tom Mix: She was a tango instructor.”
Bruce Willis - Tom Mix
Mariel Hemingway - Cheryl King
James Garner - Wyatt Earp

“I haven't payed enough attention to my family. Bad things happen when you do that.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“I'm forty, I'm not married, I don't fly jets, and I don't have a dog? I grow up to be a loser.”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: William Devereaux, you are under arrest for the torture and murder of Tariq Husseini, an American citizen.
- General William Devereaux: Is this some kind of a joke?
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: You see me laughing, general?”
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

“- Jimmy: You know I was a bed wetter?
- Oz: You don't do it anymore, do you?
- Jimmy: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
- Oz: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy
Matthew Perry - Oz

“- Esperanza: Who are you?
- John McClane: A cop.
- Esperanza: A cop?
- John McClane: Yeah. One of the good guys. You see, you're one of the bad guys, and now that I got your sorry ass, I'm gonna trade it for my wife.”
Franco Nero - Esperanza
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“There is historically nothing more corrosive to the morale of a population than policing its own citizens, but the enemy would be sadly mistaken if they were to doubt our resolve.”
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

- Joe Hallenbeck: What is that?
- Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
- Joe Hallenbeck: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines comin' out of it. They're gonna say "Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit!".

Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“For most of my life I made my own rules. You don't do any favors. You don't ask for any. Watch the percentages. But you can know the rules and still do the wrong thing. The only thing I knew for sure was this: Strozzi, Doyle, and every son of a bitch that worked for them... they were all going to be better off dead.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“Once upon a time there was this person named Malcolm. He worked with children. He loved it. He loved it more than anything else. And then one night, he found out that he made a mistake with one of them. He couldn't help that one. And he can't stop thinking about it, he can't forget. Ever since then, things have been different. He's not the same...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“I don't want to live forever. I mean, it sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“- Hudson Hawk: Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. And bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
- Anna Baragli: You heard him.
- Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Giangiacomo Colli - Waiter

“Wouldn't it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.”
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“- Sgt. Al Powell: What's the matter? You don't think jockeying papers around a desk is a noble effort for a cop?
- John McClane: No.”
Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
- Butch Coolidge: It's a chopper, baby.
- Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
- Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's.
- Fabienne: Who's Zed?
- Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.”
Maria de Medeiros - Fabienne
Bruce Willis - Butch Coolidge