Bruce Willis movie quotes

“- Sully: Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out?
- Carl Roebuck: Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.
- Sully: If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- David Dunn: Don't you think that's kind of weird, not remembering one cold or a fever or a sore throat? What do you think it means?
- Audrey Dunn: Um... I think it means probably too tired to remember.”
Bruce Willis - David Dunn
Robin Wright - Audrey Dunn

“- Mike Matthews: What did you do last night?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.”

Bruce McGill - Mike Matthews
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“I know what I want: I want to be able to talk to my wife again. The way we used to talk to each other. Like there's no one else in the world except us.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- General William Devereaux: Elise Kraft wouldn't know the difference between a sheik and a prophylactic of the same name.
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Thanks for the heads-up.”
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard

“- Sully: What's the matter with you?
- Wirf: I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.
- Carl Roebuck: Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Gene Saks - Wirf
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Milo: I am the bad guy.
- Joe Hallenbeck: And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?
- Milo: Something like that.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Fine. I'll start trembling in a minute.”
Taylor Negron - Milo
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- John McClane: Guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all.
- Grant: Oh, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
John Amos - Grant

“- Jimmy Dix: It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Insp. Walter Cobb: I can appreciate your feelings for McClane. But believe me, the jerk isn't worth it. He's stepped on so many toes in this department, by this time next month he's gonna be a security guard. His own wife wants nothing to do with him, and he's about two steps shy of becoming a full-blown alcoholic.
- John McClane: One step,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Larry Bryggman - Insp. Walter Cobb
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Russ Duritz: Stop biting your nails.
- Amy: Nail. I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?
- Russ Duritz: It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity.
- Amy: Really? Advertising all that with one little nail?”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy

“- Tony: You won't hurt me.
- John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
- Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
- John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.”
Andreas Wisniewski - Tony
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Everybody dies. Sooner or later.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Louie: Where'd they send you?
- James Cole: 1990.
- Louie: '90! How was it? Good drugs? Lots of pussy?”
Harry O'Toole - Louie
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“- Carl Roebuck: Sixty years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I would hope by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.
- Sully: Can't hurt to hope. You sure are off to a slow start.”
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck
Paul Newman - Sully

“I always like sinners a lot better than saints.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- James Cole: You're all gonna die.
- Dr. Kathryn Railly: Nobody is going to die! You're not going to save the world, okay? You're delusional. You've made all this up out of bits and pieces in your head.”
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Madeleine Stowe - Kathryn Railly

- Tommy Five-Tone: Did I miss anything?
- Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything?". Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything?". I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?".
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

- Malcolm Crowe: You are not a freak. Okay? Don't you believe anybody that tries to convince you of that. That's bullshit! You don't have to go through your life believing that. Okay?
- Cole Sear: You said the "s" word.
- Malcolm Crowe: Yeah... I know. Sorry.
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear

“- John McClane: You know, you're the first woman since Holly to see me do this.
- Connie Kowalski: I'm honored.
- John McClane: Yeah, so was she.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Colleen Camp - Connie Kowalski

“- Joe Hallenbeck: Last night I fucked your wife.
- Alley Thug: You did? How you know it was my wife?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Badja Djola - Alley Thug

“Our hero, Sherman McCoy, was about to make a simple phone call. But despite the existence of 11 telephones, and 7 different lines, in 14 rooms of his 16-million-plus dollar apartment, this was a phone call he could not make at home.”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow

“I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.”
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Joe Hallenbeck: So... you don't think the cops can help you?
- Cory: Sure. After I'm dead, they'll perform the autopsy.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Halle Berry - Cory

“Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane