Bruce Willis movie quotes

“I only speak two languages, English and bad English.”
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“- Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
- Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Zeus Carver: If I hadn't've saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you about to blow up with 100 billion dollars in fuckin' gold.
- John McClane: Yeah, well, I got some bad news, you're only gonna blow up with me.
- Zeus Carver: What?
- John McClane: No gold on this boat.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Jimmy Dix: He was a scumbag private detective.
- Joe Hallenbeck: All private detectives are scumbags.
- Jimmy Dix: That scumbag tried to get you killed.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Friends can't be perfect.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- John McClane: Excuse me, officers. This may sound like a wild goose chase, but, I think I just saw...
- Sgt. Vito Lorenzo: Saw what?
- John McClane: Elvis. Elvis Presley.
- Sgt. Vito Lorenzo: Fucking tourists. Oughta be a law.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Robert Costanzo - Sgt. Vito Lorenzo

“It ended about the same place where it started, out in the desert on the road to Mexico. I was just as broke as when I arrived, but something would turn up. It always does.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“- Hudson Hawk: This doesn't taste like cappuccino.
- Anna Baragli: I guess I put too much ethyl chloride in it.”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

“- Al Powell: What's this about?
- John McClane: Oh, just a feeling I have.
- Al Powell: Ouch. When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt.”
Reginald VelJohnson - Al Powell
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“We keep making the same neurotic choices over and over every time we choose a new mate.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“- Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
- Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“- Korben Dallas: …And the third one?
- General Munro: Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive.”

Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas
Brion James - General Munro

“This is the '90s. You can't just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“The Army is a broadsword, not a scalpel. Trust me, senator, you do not want the Army in an American city.”
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

“Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“I wanted to help those people tonight. I was pretty goddamn useless.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Samantha Coleman: You give me this story and I'll have your baby.
- John McClane: Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.”
Sheila McCarthy - Samantha Coleman
Bruce Willis - John McClane

- Mollie: [holding up two baby outfits] Which do you think, the blue or the lamb?
- Voice of Mikey: Well, neither. They both look pretty lame.
- Mollie: The lamb, right?
- Voice of Mikey: Not "lamb". "Lame".
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Bruce Willis - Voice of Mikey

“- Wyatt Earp: How come you told Cheryl where I'm staying?
- Tom Mix: Because she asked. And I figured if she asked you, you'd tell her.”
James Garner - Wyatt Earp
Bruce Willis - Tom Mix

“- Dr. Banks: Fail. Fail. Depressively fail! One toxicology analysis revealed ketamin, that is a very powerful sedative!
- Harry S. Stamper: Sedatives are used all the time, doctor.
- Dr. Banks: Well this one's used on horses.”

John Aylward - Dr. Banks
Bruce Willis - Harry S. Stamper

“- Sully: Don't tell me she's pregnant.
- Carl Roebuck: Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.
- Sully: Hey... I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.”

Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Airbags! Can you fucking believe it?
- Anna Baragli: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back!”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

“- Grant: McClane, you showed some balls out there, man.
- John McClane: Yeah.
- Grant: Now, show some good sense. Let the pros handle this.”
John Amos - Grant
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Mollie: So you're the one who was kicking me.
- Voice of Mikey: Well, you're the one who ate all that spicy food.”

Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Bruce Willis - Voice of Mikey

“- Finn: I guess you'll just have to kill me.
- John Smith: It'll hurt if I do.”
Patrick Kilpatrick - Finn
Bruce Willis - John Smith

“I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane